This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Goodbye, Krabby Patty?" from season 9, which aired on February 20, 2017.
[The episode begins with SpongeBob and Patrick having a fun time in Jellyfish Fields. They attempt to catch some jellyfish but snagged themselves with the nets while there are jellyfish on their heads. Patrick removes his net and the jellyfish stings him, swelling his head. The same thing happens to SpongeBob. They both laugh at each other because of how funny they look. Bubble transition to them skipping down the road. Bubble transition to them brushing their teeth near a mirror at a mirror store, which puzzles several bystanders. Bubble transition to them at the outlet store. They both slip into a large pair of pants, then wobble out of the store.]
SpongeBob: Oh, oh.
Patrick: No, no, just—
SpongeBob: Whoa. [grunts]
[Bubble transition to the Barg'N-Mart where SpongeBob and Patrick are wobbling in the freezer aisle. As they wobble, they knock over a few things until they lose their balance and fall over.]
Patrick: It's harder to walk, but worth it.
[They stand back up.]
SpongeBob: Ahh, the perfect end to a perfect day: buying ourselves the perfect ice cream.
[SpongeBob opens the freezer door.]
Patrick: So many flavors.
[A huge stack of ice cream is shown with various flavors. At the top, a mountain climber appears and yodels. SpongeBob and Patrick jump into the freezer.]
Both: Whoo-hoo!
SpongeBob: Hmm, what brand should we buy, Hogan Düp?
Patrick: No, that's too fancy.
[SpongeBob and Patrick search through the pile until they find one carton of ice cream with the flavor rocky road.]
Both: Rocky road!
Patrick: With real rocks!
SpongeBob: Rocky road, unlike our friendship, which is a smooth avenue and will never have any bumps.
[Moments later, Mr. Krabs comes by with a shopping cart and unintentionally shuts the freezer door on SpongeBob and Patrick.]
Mr. Krabs: Bump. [notices SpongeBob and Patrick trapped in the freezer, not knowing it was them] When did food get so ugly?
[Mr. Krabs opens the freezer door and takes out one of the frozen dinner boxes while SpongeBob and Patrick are stuck to the door.]
Mr. Krabs: [reading] "Lonely Krab Dinner for One: Now 30% lonelier." Eee, can't believe what they're charging for this frozen debris, and I can't believe they're selling so much of it. But it sure is convenient.
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