Just him, nothin else

Sub-Zero walks in.

Sub-Zero: You are not more powerful than my mortal enemy, Scorpion…

X: *take some and eats*

*they’re just hanging out with tea and crumpets*

*Literally after trying to kill each other*

*His phone goes off again*
Tea breaks over. Where were we?

X; Right

*they go back to their death match*

X: Bring it!

X: Ma ko zen ki kai-

SZ:

X: Za! *Sub Zero f**king disintegrates*

Dan Forden: TOASTY!

X: now who are you!!?

Dan Forden: Don’t worry about me, I’m just a reference… but I would worry about your next fight…

X: heh, I'm a Xylone who achieved Nova Energy. I'll be fine

JESUS FUDGING CHRIST WALKS UP

Jesus: I forgive you…

(I am so out of character for Sub-Zero)

*everytime he hits him it feels like metal*

*he doesn’t care as his hands are more powerful now*

*It still doesn't hurt X*

SZ: That’s it! *his phone goes off* It’s tea time mate

X: Good

*they sit down and have tea… IN SPACE*

X: you make this well

SZ: Thank you. Interest you in a crumpet?

X: sure

*he passes the plate of crumpets*

X: Eat this!

SZ: EAT MINE FIRST!

X: *he throws it down*

*throws it up*

X: *empowers his*

SZ: Uses his meter bar to power up his

X: *sips a drink and pushes it further*

SZ: reads a comic and is still powering it up

*when he looks up the fireball is right in his face*

SZ: *simply walks out of the way*

*X just stands there*

SZ: *freezes him solid*

*is too hot that the ice melts, then it evaporates*

SZ: *stunned*

X: are ya done?

SZ: until one of us is dead, no!

X: okay *he flies up to the sky*

SZ: *unfazed*

X: *summons a giant fireball*

SZ: *conjures a giant ice ball*

*it f**king explodes*

SZ: *makes a quaint little ice house that survives the blast

X: *grabs Sub Zero by the throat and teleports them into space*

SZ: We’re not doing Liu Kangs fatality from Mortal Kombat 1, are we?

X: no I'm just killing you

SZ: Shoot… if only I had thought of that… OH WAIT I DID! *plays this card*

X: you fool, me and Scripulous Fingore are friends

SZ: *wiggles his finger in his face and says NUH UH, SETO KAIBA!

X: ...

SZ: griddies away

https://youtube.com/shorts/D-kOtOsXg7U?si=R4RkhZT3M2lrvOQz This one

X: God to God we can excuse this as a spar

Jesus: *laughs* There is only one god above all others… my father… who is also me…

X: Liam would destroy y'all

Jesus: *laughs* Oh, Lucifer! You’re so good at deceiving you’ve decided yourself!

X: you forget, you're in our dimension now, and there's a limiter here heheeh

Jesus: *revives SZ* I’m bored. You fight him again but Joe’s he’s far more powerful

X: hehehehehe
You ain't getting me with that

SZ: Womp Womp *actually punches strong enough to break his bones, startling X

X: the hell? *He flies back and regenerates*

SZ: he told you I am more powerful

X: Hm

SZ: balls

X: bruh

SZ: That’s it, *techno resumes*

X: -_-

*they engage in a fight with well timed blocks and minimal combo strings*

X:

SZ:

X: *flies into the sky*

SZ: chill

*pun very much intended*

X: Finisher Breaker!

SZ: I’ve been fatal blowed before… this’ll be…

X: *flying down at him*

SZ: *super jumps up to him*

X: *punches him down*

SZ: *quickly recovers and gets ready for your attack*

X: *Flies straight into the Earth and causes it to explode*

SZ: *dodges to avoid a direct hit, but still is caught by the aftershock* Thank God that wasn’t really earth but an imitation!

*Bro is in space*

SZ: *charges at him and starts an epic combo… IN SPACE*

X: *flies into the air*

SZ: ICE BEAM! *freezes X in place as SZ roundhouse kicks him into a wall*

X: *dusts himself off*

SZ: Still doubtinf my skills, demon?

X: not doubting you, I know you're weak

SZ: *this angers him and he charges at X*

*he delivers an X-rayed blow to C’s skull*

X: That was it?

SZ: *shatters his rib cage*

*instead of shattering it feels like he hits Metal*

SZ: agh!

*x’s

X: ...*W H E E Z E* HAHAHAHA

SZ: What is so funny?

X: who does frost boy think he is? AHAH HA HAAAAAA

SZ: The only one who may call me that nickname and live is Johnny Cage! I have killed several hundreds of foes stronger than you!

X: my guy. Your power level is human tier AHAH HA HA HAAAAA

*the techno music kicks in*

X: Bring it on then, I like fighting

SZ: *throws an ice projectile at him*

X: *burns it*

SZ: *he slides across the floor and sweeps X’s legs from underneath him*

X: you have no idea