Hey, just so you know, f**k Europe, and f**k your fake country the size of a small US state. F**k euros, f**k Celsius, f**k soccer, and F**K the Metric system. Your military is probably so weak and underfunded that they practice with nerf-guns. Your country probably has a tradition that revolves around lynching black people every 6th Sunday yet you dare to call American cops racist. You probably speak some sort of retarded “language” that sounds akin to an abandoned dog being strangled to death with barbed wire, and which has less speakers than fraudulent Biden-ballots. I bet you wake up each day, eat your national breakfast dish of rotten fish and unseasoned potatoes, leave your gingerbread lookalike house, hop into your shitty Skoda or Opel, or even worse, hop onto a bike, get lost on your way to work because the road-layout of your shitty city looks like someone threw spaghetti on the floor, work a shitty 9-5 job where you do f**k-all and literally sleep half the day, or get screamed at by some Hitler-lookalike stuck-up for 8 hours because you need to achieve the “maximum efficiency”. Going home after work you get lost again and end up in the depressing commieblock ghetto part of town and actively have to stop yourself from committing suicide, you manage to drop by your girlfriend who doesn’t shave her armpits and probably looks more like a man then you before going home and filing the tax report which takes 70% of your income and also requires you to fellate your monarch for 15 minutes every month, after a long stressful day you sit down in front of your tv to watch our AMERICAN media and talk to your equally depressed friends on an AMERICAN website, before you make it to bed a swat-team arrests you and you get sentenced to 12 years in prison for making a mild joke about gay people in a country without free speech. F**k Europe.
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