I don't make the rules

No and I prefer contracting listeria than being a Furry

cool

Listeria
Typhus
Hepatitis (natural causes)
Polio
Lung cancer
COVID
bubonic plague
Migraine
Diabetes

bubonic plague is actually lame as hell now bc of modern medicine

even though it killed like half of europe and asia

Food poisoning
Diarrhea (chipotle, Taco Bell)
IBS
HPV
common cold
Hernia
Internal bleeding

internal bleeding is more like a symptom of a condition rather than a condition itself but go off

increasingly rare lala W

What

huh

You f**k plushies

bro hear me out though

It’s just a go***amn lump of cotton or sum shit covered in cloth how the f**k is it f**kable

mochibackshots 😍😫

I hope that plush has hepatitis inside

i hope you have hepatitis inside

I hope you have the Entire STD collection in you like Glenn quagmire in that one episode

won't it hurt

nah you just gotta cut a hole in it like the guy from big mouth

LMAO?

I hope your p**is falls off and your butthole gets sealed up so u can never experience sex

PILLOWS DONT HAVE GENITALS ITS NOT PORN

you have genitals so it is porn

but this image isnt 😁

nice

No-

>:3

Uh whar

Hehehe~

NO NOT THE TILDE *gets oofed*

Yes the tilde~

YES~

YES~!

U~w~U

WHY

Embrace the usage of this magnificent symbol~

I would only use it the correct way

The correct way as a tone indicator for flirtatious or emotionally agitated.

By the way, you should try using it too. Maybe it will help with your current emotional status~

What emotional status.

I wanna use the tilde~

Use the tilde it’s not that bad~

I love the tilde~

Same

yes~

Why would i wanna

Its wonderful~

HOW IS IT WONDERFUL

It has this certain, feeling~

"The tilde"
Ok i used it

F**k you~

Good~

DOCTOR WHO REFERENCE BITCH

I don't care. I'm glad~