What Eastasians think American food is like; What American food is actually like; FRIED DOUGH BALLS IN COCA COLA SAUCE SERVED ALONGSIDE TRIPLE BACON RANCH MAC AND CHEESE COATED IN NACHO DORITO CRUST AND FORTY THREE GALLONS OF CHERRY KOOL-AID WITH A PACK OF CIGARETTES FOR DESERT; Frozen lasagne and a glass of nesquik flavored milk and a pack of gummy worms