kashiko: did you know that if you were to fall into a black hole, you would not only get spaghettified, but it would also feel like you’re taking forever to fall to an observer outside the event horizon?
birdo, pointing to a black hole: mario! luigi! there’s unlimited spaghetti in there!
*mario and luigi then proceed to fall into the black hole as they get spaghettified*
toadette: it’s been billions of years already, when can we claim our stars?
