Doof If I had a Nickel

Buh

:D

THE HELL

Don’t ask

screenshotted for evidence in your upcoming trial

lol

Cuh wtf

Don’t ask

My April fools pranks are sometimes lethal

Next time, I suggest ice water.

To make people slip right?!

Pour it over their head, of course! Slipping is too high-risk for non-lethal pranks.

Ohhhhhh

=0

Don’t worry about it

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I may or may not have tried to poison myself and my dad as a joke

=(

he didn't do it on purpose

oh

Yeah
scared me as well

With what?

Stuff

Dear god

There's more.

It contains a bucket

*It contains a dying wish of every man here. SCOUT. You did collect everyone's dying wish?

I made a joke. There is a video that loops like that for 20 minutes or so.

AND IM GONNA FIND IT

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GTh5J0HsIAg&pp=ygUWbW9yc2h1IHJlYWRzIHRoZSBiaWJsZQ%3D%3D

Me and my brother found this once.
I’m going to watch it

For example?

Various cleaning products

Oh no

The two people being myself and my dad

You... You tried to poison yourself?

Mmhmm

W H Y

Scare the f#ck out of my parents

If you do that again I am personally going to Sacramento to help you

Basically I emptied a bottle of windex and filled it with mtn dew voltage then went to drink it and scared the heck out of my parents

Problem was there was still windex in the bottle just mixed with mtn dew

rip bro

OH COME ON

Yea…

IF YOU GONNA FAKE YOUR DEATH DONT ACTUALLY DIE

OH

ngl I see the joke now

Ye