He's like an alternate version of Cory

Moooo

josiah calls him a superstar :]

AWW

And they're like

ALWAYS there for eachother since the d-side versions have a some more shit on their plate. (Tbh it feels kinda like a swap bewtween cory and lian a lil bit.)

Since Cory has skeletons in his closet, and Josiah has relationship issues.

well these TECHNICALLY aren't D-side designs but they're the characters' stand-ins for D-side remixes

oh

uh

that makes 0.1 sense but okay

they're from a Rotisserieverse "AU" called Golden Brown (the name might change, probably)
so the d-side versions are the GB characters, but the GB characters aren't the d-side versions

uh

okay

y'know what i'm just gonna ACT like that's not true so i don't have to make ANOTHER set of d-esigns.

what i'm saying is they're pretty much the d-side designs without being tied to fnf
so you have nothing to worry about

OHHHH

Okay! :3

"You beat Mirror Mode! You're a superstar!"

"I - I'm a what...?"

*Side hug.*

AWW

They also tend to play as the same character (or a sensable duo) in games when it's possible.

I.E Metal Mario and Gold Mario in MK8 since they're both their fav characters.

trans

holy shit how did you know

psychic

Social anxiety

Yes

owns a bayonet (the knife that goes on the end of some guns) he found at a garage sale for almost nothing

Or good things if he likes said person

If he really likes the person he'll tell them not to believe in it as it will get them lied to and fooled

yes.

"tell me my fortune"
"your fortune is what you make it. There is no 'plan' for your life, and people who tell you that are either lied to or liars."

Holy shit

"wh--"
"I just hate to see you fall for this. Who knows, one day you could get tricked out of something important."

Love

"Why do you have the cards then?"
"I think the cards themselves are cool. I also invented a game with them."

<3

Anyway I decided he's also probably smart with fixing the software of computers as well

"I- I don't know, uhm..."

"...are you scared they'll hurt you?"

"...y-yeah..."

"..aww, they only do that if they're defending themselves. I mean, it's fair to stay away from wild goats. You should. But these are babies. They don't have horns. And they're used to this."

"...o-o-okay..."

"...here, we'll start by approaching it. I won't make you touch it, but you should get close to it."

"*gulp* A-alright..."

"One step at a time."

"O-one... step..."

"Left. Right. Left. Right."
*He held his hand as he walked*

Yes

"deep-fried dough on a stick 🤤"

"hey Cor does that have any flavor"

"it's like a crunchy donut"

"can i have a b--"

*HISS*

"okay sorry"

*death stare*

"sorry geez :("

anyway
he likes sunbathing

(He's shaking.)

*he puts his hands on his shoulders to ease him*

"...I... I'm really scared, Thaddy..."

*he wraps his arms around him*
"..it's okay, they're babies, harmless babies.."

(Affectionately) "...j-just like you..."

"...awww.....
..listen, I promise, I'll get you deep-fried Oreos after this, mkay?"

"...p-promise?"

"Promise."

"...th-thank you..."

"... almost there!"

AWWW YES

Thad uses the :-) ones

AWWWWWWW

He loves strawberry jam

Yes

Running out of ideas

Alright I'll make a new one

Alright

Ye

Yes

Fave pizza is cheese sticks

Yes

Thinks some bugs are neat

ye

One time there was an air show near his house and he thought the sky was falling

AWW NOOOO

Has a fear of goats

Yes

Thad loves goats

"I- I'm... kinda scared of goats..."

"...oh....
..I love them."

"S-sorry..."

"..it's okay...."

"..."

*he walked away from the goats, looking sad*

"W-w-wait, n-no..."

"..?"

"I- I can get over my fear if goats make you happy. :)"

"Alright :)
What exactly about them are you scared of?"

Yes

He thinks sunglasses are really cool

AWW

He sometimes wears a low necked wifebeater on really hot days

Yes

"cover yourself up!! you are a woman, anyway"
"I'm a boy an it's hot outside. Go f**k yourself."

"and how do YOU know"

"because no kid has ever given me sh*t about it. One kid thought it was cool for it."

"w
well i
uh"

"you don't speak for anyone you think you do"

"gggrrrrrRRRRR"

"cry"

"maybe i WILL >:("

"okay."

WOOOO YEAH YOU GO

"But it's--"
*takes shirt off*

YEEAAAHHH

"yeah yeah that's right cry"

"but but but you CAN'T go shirtless you're a WOMAN >:("

"The scars say I'm a boy."

"there are CHILDREN here they don't wanna see those >:("

"they don't care"

He runs a restaurant, right?
I think his mom and Rose would help with it

AWWW

this would definitely remove a lot of stress in his life

Alright next

one time he made a trail of food that led ants to their death

Yes

One time he managed to get himself stuck on top of the fridge

Yes

Good at fixing computers
Specifically the physical aspect of computers

yes

Loves rollercoasters

YES

Wants to go skydiving one day

in contrast to normal Cory, who absolutely cannot handle them

"ROLLERCOASTERS!!!"
"ROLLERCOASTERS?!?"

LMFAO YES

"AAAAAAAHHH!! XD"
"AAAAAAAHHH!! DX"

AWWWW

He also loves carnival food

"U-uhm, sweetie... do we have to get so close to it...?"

"AWWW LITTLE GUYYY"
they're at a petting zoo

"C-can we please back up just a little bit? :("

*he's petting the goat an bunch*

"..."

"AWWWWW"

"Thaddy, please..."

"GOOAATTIIEEE"

":("

"What's the matter, baby?"

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

He really likes apples

Yes

Is actually really good at video games

Yes

Loooooves going to the beach

AWW YES

do NOT play against him in volleyball OR ping pong
you WILL embarrass yourself

He also really loves cheese

Yes.

Basically immune to sunburn for some reason

Lian helped him, laughing the whole time

"tell nobody"

"i already got 15 photos"

"then I'm telling about the time your tongue really got stuck to a lamppost and a dog p*ssed on your leg"

"WAIT NO"

"then delete them"

"can i at least keep them for myself :("

"no"

"PLEEAAASE"

">:("

"...ow."

"Oh, YOU'RE hurt???"

"i said i wasn't ready :("

"when I was MIDAIR >:("

"sorry :("

"grrrr"

":("

"that hurts bro"

.

"i said sorry :("

"I need an ice pack"

Yee

He has one of those moon ball toys and he loves it

AWW

One time he saw Thad getting up to get a glass of water at night and due to his height, though he was a monster

*thought

AWWWWWW

Despite fearing goats, he loves sheep

Yes

He has a salt lamp

yes

He licked it once out of curiosity

Canon that fits him
WAIT WHAT IF HE USED IT TO STAND UP FOR HIMSELF AGAINST HIS DAD ONCE

he cut off his dad's ear.
his dad immediately punched him, then went off for a few days.
Before driving home, he wasted himself.
we know how that went.

YOOO

He now calls it his lucky knife, an often carries it in place of pocketknife

he didn't clean his dad's blood off of it for a while
he saw it as a trophy of sorts

Yeah
Buuut then he realized he could get in trouble
He does have a special case for it he puts it in when not in use

Yes exactly

He has no issues at all with going shirtless, and since the city is near the coast, the laws are lax about it

Yes
and he's also proud of his scars

he sure is
and his friends think he's awesome for it

what if That walked in on him

if Thad had a fake Peppino version of himself
anyway
He'd ask him what it tasted like

"..."

"...
..does it actually taste like salt..?"

"...no..."

"..oh."
Anyway he can do cool card shuffles

yes

He probably prefers headphones over earbuds

Yes

Uses :3 a lot

.

.

.

Thad*

"please :("

"noooo"

*puppy eyes*

"you can keep ONE picture"

"YAAAYYY"

"now GET ME DOWN"

"alright
jump, i'll catch ya"

*jump*

"WAIT IM NOT READY Y—"

*Lands on Lian*

"...it's really cute..."

"..see...
..I know you probably won't, but if you decide to pet it, you should let it sniff your hand first, like a dog."

"...n-no..."

"...alright. That's fine. I'm really proud of you."

"Y-you are? :D"

"Yeah. Now, let's go get you some deep-fried Oreos."

"Th-thank you, Thaddy!"

"Of course, sweetie."

"I- I love you..."

"..I love you too."
alright anyway he knows how to run very efficiently

"Alright one second"

anyway
He thinks gems are cool

Yes

Likes 80s movies

AWW YES

Owns Tarot cards
He doesn't believe in them, he just thinks they're cool
He invented a card game with them

AWW

He calls Fortune Teller

people joke around with him pretending he can see the future

If anyone actually thought he could, he'd pretend to read their hand and say awful, terrible things were to come

:D

anyway he is a very big eater for someone with such a thin body

Yes

He can solve Rubik's Cubes easily

canon

As well as being great at chess

Yes

Unfortunately almost none of his friends know how to play
Charlotte tried once
Unsurprisingly, Cory has to keep explaining how it works

AWWWWWW

"..uhhhh.. uhmmmm"
"..try moving you knight from D2 to C5."
"..."
"..This horsey over here."
"Ohhhhh!"

(Nervously) "O-o-oh boy..."

"You're gonna be okay. It's behind a fence*

"...o-okay..."

"Just a few more steps..."

"..."

*they arrived*

"...h-hi, little goat..."

*the goat makes an adorable little bleat*

"...a-awww..."

"See, nothing to be scared of!"