OW! WHY DID YOU POKE MY BUTT WITH THAT RED HOT IRON? I CRY OUT IN PAIN FOR THE FIERY MAL-INTENDED ATTACK ON MY GLUTEUS MAXIMUS. APOX UPON YOUR HOUSE THAT YOU MAY NEVER FIND WARMTH IN THE EMBRACE OF YOUR FELLOWS AND ALWAYS FEEL THE BURNING STING OF HOT IRON. I BADE THEE FAREWELL! THAT F***ING HURTS LIKE S***. F*** YOU.