almighty jim davis

Garfield praying to Jim Davis every afternoon to not end his comic just yet (it always works)

Peanutters are lost

All that's lost will never be found

they will never be found

For all eternity

missing

Tarnished

Failed

Reduced to dust

deconstructed

we renounce all other comic strips

aka false gods

We have already felled Calvin and Hobbes
Soon to fall is Pearls before Swine

Soon Garfield shall be all that remains
Our one true lord

We shall spread your holy panels

And we shall rejoice

the lord of the funny pages shall have his day soon

and on the second coming of jim, we shall all be freed

thy garfdom come, thy will be read

the lasagnism day will come

(This is one of the funniest conversations I've ever had)

(hehehe)

(I needed this this is f**king hilarious)

*me too*

(I'm making the upstairs closet a Davis shrine immediately)

*I'm converting my shed*

(I'm painting my cat orange)

*I'm painting my little brother orange*

(I'm changing my legal name to Garfield Garfield)

*im putting my brother on a strict diet of lasagna*

(I'm speaking only through thought bubbles)

*I'm surgically reconstructing myself to have a large head and thin body*

(Don't forget two large round eyes right next to each other)

*and big hands and feet*

(Yes)

"5 more years jim pleeeaaassee"

"okay my son"

"and also some lasagna please"

"i will notify jon at once my son"

"praise be to davis"

blessed be the name of davis

all hail davis

sacrifice to davis

Accept this offering, o mighty lord of meta comic strips

I accidentally looked at an old Calvin and Hobbes book I have on a shelf for a few seconds and my kneecaps exploded
serves me right

My flesh metamorphosizes

my tailbone comes into use for the first time in millenia

We reach our ultimate forms

our promised forms

We shall reach happiness

our promised joy

and we shall ascend to the promised land... The Kitchen

he shall descend from oven

yes

our holy lord, Davis crust

amen

now for the choir

aaAAaAaA

🙏

Amen. And the angels wept

tears of joy

Jimothy Davison loves all

all but those who are traitors

All but those who have not accepted Him

the four riding davises of the garfture are on their way

LMFAO

only those who are true davisheads will ascend into his garfdom

the rest will burn in The Vet's Office for all eternity

the weight scale forever mocking them

and the sinners will weep

everlasting mondays

for all eternity

to only eat "healthy" kibble

My toe just crack I think Jim is punishing me for not reading daily Garf