Plays as Luigi in smash bros brawl

canon

He likes green mushrooms

He owns Mario kart Wii bed sheets (I have those irl)

Yes

He eats mayonaise glops and can become a mayonaise glop.

can spawn 1-Up mushrooms from hands

uses bar of soap for his hair
not even a rag and bar, just a bar

LMFAO

He doesn't know you're supposed to use a rag

"dude tf do you mean use a rag"

"rags are for cleaning your hands after you eat"

"THAT'S A NAPKIN"

"I just use a rag
just wash it when you're done"

"dude i'll buy you a roll of paper towels"

"that's kinda wasteful
anyway I only need the rag
if I have someone over then we're eating takeout and it comes with napkins"

.

"dude."

"it works"

That exists bro

especially roaches

yessss

He HATES roaches

Yess

made a makeshift roach trap out of a f**king WOOD CHIPPER

alright next

sleeps in a sleeping bag

he did, until Lian found out and gave him the money for a bed

then he slept in the bag on the bed coz he was used to that

.

LMAO

He knows how to turn tree leaves into an appetizing tea

he was so embarrassed he just went home

he knows how to do a backflip and frontflip

Yes

One time he killed a spider the size of your hand with a big book

Yes
all the while Lian was screaming

the last thing the spider saw

LMAO

Cory probably actually went "ÖURGH"

Yes

He probably really hates bugs

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Actually has a nightgown and sleeping cap

AWW YES

One time he leaned on a fire hydrant that hadn't been properly secured and it blasted water all over him

he was trying to look cool

Yeah

he had sunglasses on and everything

"hehe, look at m- *SPLOOOOOOSSHH*"

"CORY ARE YOU OKAY"

"yeah I'm just sogged."

"O-oh, damn.:

"Yep. Everyone on this floor celebrated."

"Hehe, so that's what I heard that night!"

"Yep. There were mini parties and stuff."

(Jokingly) "How come I wasn't invited, hm?"

"I don't think you'd have known why we were partying."

":("

"sorry
we can just have another party
I know everyone, they'll understand"

alright next

Granola bars are a godsend to him

Yes.

LMFAO

"are you an angel?"
"yes Cory. All angels have green wrappers."

on a slightly darker note, he probably lived off of them for about a month, he couldn't afford fast food and he has no idea how to cook

yeah that's likely
he probably still eats them when he is economically stable out of gratitude and bc he likes them

Yes, but not for all three meals

He eats them as a snack

Yes

LMFAOAO

"why'd you mark your prices down again?"
"because I'm made for people who need me."

yes
it amazes Lian every single time

"different leaves taste different. If someone I didn't like came over for a drink, I would give them a tea made of really bitter leaves. If they asked why it was bitter, I'd just tell them it was because not every tea turns out great."

"Haha, that's awesome!"

"if I really hated them I could make it so they get food poisoning. Some leaves do that."

"...I- I'm glad we're friends!"

"Me too."

"...h-have you ever actually done that? Y-you know, poisoned somebody with tea?"

"...wellllll, no...
..but I gave someone awful constipation."

"...o-oh, dear..."

"Total Karen. She deserved it. Moved out of the complex not long after. Not because of what I did, but because she got evicted for harassing people."