Shocked Freddy Fazbear

glamrock freddy: where the faz am i?

*Dramatic music plays*

sb freddy: "dramatic music is useally not a good sign."

Stryker: You see… our realm is one of many…

sb freddy: yes...

Stryker: And our realms were at peace…

Sb: until he came and destroyed it all huh?

Kenshi: Shushes Freddy

SB: Sorry!

Stryker: Then an evil emporer named Shao Kahn began to enslave entire realms... and it was not long before Earth was in his sights...

freddy: ...

Shang Tsung: Welcome Freddy… to FORT—- wrong game sorry… I meant MORTAL KOMBAT!!! *DOO DOO DOO DOO*

That was the game Gregory was playing!! I asked him if it was bloody and he said not. I’m going to talk to him later.

What do I have to do?

Shang-Tsing: You must fight my warriors! BARAKA! *A humanoid creature comes out. He is bald with spikes all along his shoulders. He has sharp razor teeth and yellow animal eyes. Out of his arms shoot out blades and he snarls at Freddy*

Tsung: FIGHT!

*creature jumps at freddy luckily, freddy jumps away just in time and grabs one of his blades. quickly, his blade cuts through the body of the entity* freddy: did i win?

Tsung: …shit…

freddy: its ok i get it. can i go back to my friends now?

Tsung: No now you’re trapped on my island!

oh my GOD COME ON. *sigh* Who do i have to fight to get back?

Handy Hints: *you must explore!*

sb freddy:"ok... lets look around *walks to the beach* lets swim away then. *gets electrocuted* AH F*bleep*K! calm down freddy! calm down....... Hey handy?! got some hints for me?"

Kenshi: Check your inventory, pick something

freddy: "i only have a sword off my first battle"

Stryker: Sword bros! Points at Freddy and Kenshi

Kenshi: FOR THE LAST TIME! SETO IS A KATANA NOT A SWORD!!!

what do you fight with then, stryker

Stryker pulls out a gun as American music starts

freddy: lucky.

Helpy: STRYKER AND KENSHI HAVE JOINED YOUR PARTY!

freddy: ooh yeah. where to go?

Kenshi: We must travel through that forest! *he points towards the ocean*

Stryker casually moves his finger towards the actual forest

freddy: why? dont we just... run straight to the dome?

i mean battlefield

i mean palace

Stryker: The storyline needs us to go through the entire island so there can be fights and several references

freddy: in my game we have that too (*in mind* just break the f**king door gregory)

They start waddling, yes waddling, through the forest full of living evil trees and hanging bodies

freddy: *staying low and holding his sword in front of him* nice... environment

Stryker: Y’know what would suck? If we get jumped by a hidden fighter, which would be a reference to this stage in the original Mortal Kombat 2 having a hidden fighter named Smoke. That would be funny huh? *duck quacks as he waddles*

freddy: Stryker!! dont say that because if you do it becomes true- *gets jumped by smoke*

Smoke: Where there is fire! XD

He is smokin'~!

freddy: hey man!! back off!! we dont want to fight!! right guys?

Smoke creates a smoke screen, cutting him off from Stryker and Kenshi

freddy: oh come on! you dont even let them speak! so what do you want?

(Where there is smoke, there is fire! Sorry :)

But you see: The Elder Gods, due to the petitioning of Lord Raiden, the protector of Earth, created this very tournament, that for Khan to invade he must win 10 in a row...

freddy: *gulps*

"Shang Tsung was Khan's champion, and he won the first nine... but he was defeated in the tenth by the Great Kung Lao. He trained Kahn's next warrior, the fearsome GORO, and he has won the last nine... and if they win this one..."

freddy: ...

Kenshi: Earth will be theirs to invade…

freddy: *eats popcorn*

Stryker: So… we need to get to his palace…

freddy *eats half of the bucket in 2 seconds*

Kenshi: will you help us, sir freddington?

freddy: "Call me freddy. do you have any weapons for me?"

*Handy Hint: The water on this island is acidic and fatal!*

freddy:" i know, but how do i get outta here?"

Handy Hint: Try asking those two gentlemen!

*You see two human men sitting on the beach talking. The one of the left is white, muscular, and is wearing an NYPD hat backwards. The other is Asian, has a beard and dark hair, and has a blindfold*
Blindfold Guy: So he says, MY FACE WILL BE THE LAST ONE YOU SEE! So I says, DUDE, I AM BLIND. *they both laugh loudly*

freddy; "hello gentleman!! my name is freddy and i want to get out of here. do you guys know how?"

(Standing there menacingly)

Buff Man: Hey! What is that!
Blind Man: Man how tf should I know. I’m blind!
Buff: Who do you fight for? *he has a gun pointed at Freddy*

sb freddy: i just came here somehow. i dont even want to fight!! so, how do i get out of here?

Buff Man: So you’re not with Shang Tsung?

sb freddy: no.

Buff Man looks at him…

Buff Man: Seems legit. I’m Kurtis Stryker, NYPD. And this is my good friend Kenshi, your typica blind guy who has psychic powers and uses a sword.

Kenshi: Seto is a Katana, Kurt!
Stryker: Seto is what he calls his sword 🙄

well nice to meet you kenshi and stryker! it seems you guys are also having something against that... shang tsung. why?

Smoke: I want to bring honor to the Lin Kuei! And your death shall bring that!

freddy: why me?

"Because you and only you... ARE THE MAIN CHARACTER IN THIS ROLEPLAY!"