I want Pet to f#ck me. That’s what you’d probably say

probably

/j
I enjoy these bits

You have any, NON SEXUAL suggestions for it?

I am not a moron
I am not a moron

That works

also you're a moron they built to make me an idiot

No, no, that's GLaDOS.

I know

I was continuing it

Hola senior do you want some tacos laced with cocaína???

Unexpected for sure

lol

lol X2

Imagine a pull string toy saying "Could a moron punch you into this pit?" and then relentlessly pounding you until you pass out?

then you wake up with a potato battery in a basement

You passed the dirty mind check.

If he said "bombs, for throwing at you!" would he become a weapon?

It would barf fireworks

*pulls string*
"Let go! we're in space!"

What would I say if I was a pull string toy

"I hate communism"
*argues with f35 about planes for 30 hours*

lol

"mashy spike plate!"

I was going to say that

you can say something similar

Me: *pulls the string*
You: Hey bro I'm Wheatley.

That works

"I'm boutta rape you till you drop!"
/j

swap the roles around and maybe

oh god.

“i’m going to shoot a f**king hole into your skull”

lmao

"I want to be dominated by daddy pet"

Bro 💀💀💀💀

Real

real