this isn't Lian, it's his older brother Lloyd

At night time he plays on his nintendo DS because nobody can stop him

He’s mature

he exists.

Bruh comically large eyes

His favorite fruit is durian

Their hair blocks missiles

he remind me of harold from captain underpants

Loves turtlez

Next

One time at a party with a chocolate fountain, Lloyd filled a cup with chocolate

LMFAO YES

he actually made a mock margherita for new years, featuring pop rocks for salt and sparkling cranberry cocktail (cranberry juice + apple juice)

Yes

all of the kids loved it

AWWW

sometimes makes wacky little games and puts them on steam for free

Very fitting

He also made one where you're a robot fighting policeman, but
The way it works is that at the start of each round, you look around at enemies and their locations, then you choose your moves and attacks, and then it plays out
For example if you saw a cop with a baton and a cop standing behind a shield, you would place a path that allows you to attack both cops. Then you click play and see if it works. It's called Malfunction.

He would eventually go on to make increasingly more advanced games

Yeah

Yes

for example he made a game where you're an angry old guy in a wheelchair, and for movement, you can roll your wheels, use a cane "Getting Over It" style, or
use a gun to boost yourself
basically you're just beating up kids that harass you and loiter around your house every day
he called it "Get Off My Lawn"

"Big bro as much as I love chocolate that's probably extremely unhealthy"

"live a little
it's not every day you get such an opportunity"

"If you pass out I'll carry you to the car"

"thanks"

"Sorry I mean WHEN you pass out"

"thanks"

"try to land on a couch or something ok"

Fits

One time he was trying to jokingly fake throw a stress ball at Bryce
But he lost his grip and hit him in the nose
His nose and his glasses were fine, neither were broken
But it surprised him, it stung, and he cried a little

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

They were both fine and Lloyd doesn't do that joke anymore

"BABE I'M SORRY IT SLIPPED AND-"

"boohoohoooo"

alright next

Lloyd remembers basically every little detail about Bryce

Yes

he can probably locate all of his freckles like an astronomer can locate the stars

Had a sad idea about Bryce
One time he tagged along on a hunting trip back in Canada with his dad and his sister Sam
Bryce did kill a moose that day
He was scared to
And when he did, he cried.
Because he killed the moose.
"It had a life. It had a family. And I ended it for no reason", he said
He was so devastated

NOOOOOOOOOO

He was so sad that he killed that moose that he cried for months about it and swore he'd never kill anything ever again
he hated himself so much for beating up that person because he almost killed them

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

when Lloyd took off running (and the guy was beaten in a dumpster), he felt how he felt in the snow, moose outstretched just a stone's throw from him
gun in his hand

OH MY GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

he ran to his dorm, curled himself up in bed and violently sobbed for his momma

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOPPPPPPPPPPPP

and he did that every single night that Lloyd had cut contact with him

This reminds me of the man Lian killed at age 13

they've both got bloody hands

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

poor little babies

Him and Lian that is

TORTURING OCS IS MY JOB

I got hit with a stroke of creativity :)

"I- I'm NOT lying!"

*Bryce looked saddened by his lying*

"Th-the last thing he said before he died was... 'I'm sorry.'"

"...o-oh, my g-god...
..I-I'm so sorry, Lian.."
*He hugs Lian*

"...I..."

*he looked down*

"I- I did it to protect Caleb..."

"..o-oh, poor guy!"

"...s-sorry, Bryce. Keep going."

"...no. You're hurt. Just vent. I'm sure it'll make my issues look tame."

Wait NOOOO SAD IDEA
What if Bryce was just venting about the moose situation and it brought back Lian's repressed memory of the kill

AWWWWW POOOR GUYYY
he won't even get to finish his vent, he's gonna have to take care of Lian's feelings 😔

"...I'm sorry I lied to you."

"...thank you for admitting it. I forgive you.
I'm not gonna tell anyone."

"I... never told anybody..."

"...Lian, I'm so sorry...
That's awful, and you shouldn't have to carry it alone."

"...wh... when I was 13, I..."

*he listened attentively, acting not even remotely concerned about the moose*

Lian and Bryce bonding over killing things and being traumatized by it

"...you killed a man...?
...
..I-I know it sounds really stupid but....
...I killed something too, a-and it really messed me up.....
...I-I can relate a little
....
...a moose"

"Wh-what if I tell the wrong person? A-and I lose their respect? O-or they call the police on me?"

"...I-I think this needs to be kept in the family."

"...f-forget I ever told you th—"

"..R-really..? You just wanna repress it forever? Besides, even if I wanted to I'm never forgetting this."

Why did that make me laugh.

probably because he said it in a mildly positive tone

"A-and then it stopped breathing...
...
...Lian?"

*thinking to himself*
"...he's crying.
..it's okay. I'll just hold it in.
The moment's not about me anymore.
I bet he wouldn't even care anyway.
Nobody cares. I just need to be tough."

"...I- I stabbed a man. In the neck."

"...o-oh.."

"...it's better to keep it inside forever."

"...well that's a straight up lie.
Why'd you just lie to my face?"

"I'm... I'm not lying, Bryce..."

"...
..again?"

Yes

"WELL, if it isn't my best boys!"

AWW2WJSNSNKKSMSMSNA

Heheheh

Did I tell you about the time Lloyd punched a transphobe in the nose and knocked them out

doctors say the guy's nose touched their brain a little

Yes.

the guy is now permanently concussed

YES

anyway he probably has the best throwing arm you'll ever see

Yes

and got him his favorite everything for the wedding

AWWWWWWWW

Favorite flower
Favorite cake
Favorite color
he even got him a little Tails toy

AWWWNANANANNAXNXNNX

Becomes terrified when Bryce shows anger
Not to him (that's straight up impossible. He'd never get mad at him, only sad)

Yes

One time someone who never liked Bryce intentionally broke his go-kart and waited by it in the parking lot for him to see what the guy did
It was fixable, and not too hard to do so
But he had broken something that brought him great joy
He was not aware that he would be beaten half to death, put into a dumpster, and have that dumpster put on top of a hill far from town
That was the only time that Lloyd ever saw him express anger

OH MY GOD

The person woke up with a broken arm (like, all the way around), lacerations, a big head wounds, a body covered in bruises, nicked ear, torn hair, rat bites, and infection, and cuts on the feet
The person then dropped out of the college and always went out of their way to never interact with Bryce in any way ever again

D:

he could have KILLED them
but chose not to
Because he knew that living in fear forever was worse than death

Lloyd was absolutely terrified of Bryce for a while after that and wouldn't get near him for about a week

Bryce would be so sad, thinking he was an awful boyfriend for probably traumatizing him

for a bit Lloyd froze in fear upon seeing Bryce

That was probably the worst part of Bryce's entire life

He would still leave small amounts of food outside his dorm, labeled
"I'm sorry"

OH MY GOOODDDDD NOOOOOOOOO

Bryce refused to use his beloved Go-kart to get the food, due to it being a symbol of Lloyd's fear for him and out of self-punishment
He went on foot

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

once Lloyd finally calmed down, he hid in the hallway and waited for Bryce to put the food down, then hugged him

AWWWW

"I forgive you."

*sobbing* "..I'm sorry.. I'm sorry, I'm so sorry..."

"I forgive you."

"...t-thank you....
..I'll do everything in my power not to f**k this up...."

"...Brycie... c'mere."

*he was having a panic attack*

(He gives him a tight hug.)

*he can't seem to feel anything but profound sadness*

"Shhhh... it's okay... I love you. I love you."

"...I j-just.. I truly s-saw red..."

"I'm sorry..."

*he couldn't hear him*

"I love you, okay? I'll never not love you."

"..t-thank you...."

"..."

*suddenly cling to him tightly*

"...please don't ever do that again, okay?"

"...I-I've never done that before.....
..I-It feels so good t-to let it out...
..b-but I hate to fight...
..I-I j-just love t-that thing so much....
..i-it's my magnum opus!"

"I'm sorry I made you have a panic attack."

"...I'm sorry you were so scared of me..''

"...Brycie... what if that guy was stronger than you? What if I lost you that day?"

"...I....
..I wouldn't regret it at all...."

"...if I'm being honest, *I* had a panic attack when I heard what you did..."

*I would have imagined he was there*
"..o-oh, L-Lloyd...."

"-!"

"...d-d-don't l-l-leave m-m-me......"

"...Bryce Mitchell. Don't you DARE say that. Do you know how broken I would be?"

"...you wanted me to be honest.
I'm sorry.
I-I'm sorry, I'm sorry..
..I-I didn't mean to be selfish...
...I-I j-just felt and uncontrollable, painful culmination of all of the people who have been rude to me, and I just shrugged it off....
..a-and my GO-KART no l-less....
*voice breaking* ..I-I'm s-so s-sorryyyy..."

"...hey, hey, hey... I won't... I love you, Bryce. Hundreds of thousands of years from now, that won't have changed."

"... I-I'm s-so s-sorry for m-m-my moment o-of weakness....."

"We all have moments of weakness. Who am I to love you any less for it?"

"...y-you f-feared m-me f-for a m-m-month...
..I-I w-was a m-m-monster..."

"I'm- I'm going to my dorm."

"..n-no...
..nononono, P-PLEASE!"
*he fell to his knees, one hand on the ground, the other clutching his heart as he hyperventilated and sobbed*

"...Bryce."

"...h-huh..?"

"..."

*he looked DEVASTATED. he looked like his house was on fire with his family in it*

Yes

AWW

"Bryce are you okay I noticed one of your freckles kinda faded"
"...one?"

LMFAO

"oh I slept on top of that arm"
"KNEW IT"

LMFAOOO

if anyone in universe wanted to make a 3D model of Bryce, they'd definitely ask for his help

AWW YES

He almost tripped on his wedding day when he saw what Bryce wore

AWWWW YES

Bryce thinks jewelry is pretty, so alongside a ring, Lloyd gave him two sets of earrings

as much as i hate to say it, next (we can totally discuss Lloyd's Dump on a private image or something)

Really likes seafood for some reason

Fits him I like it

His favorite is fish and chips
he and Charlotte (who has a slight British accent) love making jokes about it
Cha: "Oi, bruv, you getting the fish and chips?"
Llo: "of course, old chum!"

AWWW

"look Char it's your faaavorriite"
"it came with two fish I AM eating one"

I like their friendship dynamic

Yeah

:)

Charlotte's also pretty good friends with Bryce

alright neckst

Hates having facial hair

*the idea of

Yes

His favorite firework is a Roman candle

Yes.

Accidentally destroyed a potted plant with a Roman candle

Yes

I think I'm starting to run out of things
Could you maybe go back and try to pitch stuff for my characters? I was hoping to have more headcanons from you

I'm not good at coming up with them

ok

I'd love to I'm just really not good at coming up with headcanons

Alright, that's fine

I love your headcanons though and I'll keep posting more characters

Alright

slightly sad idea. once he pranked Lian by pretending he was gonna fire a Roman candle at him. it ended up actually firing and searing a bit of Lian's hair off. Lian didn't want to talk to him for a bit after that

"..I'm so, so, so sorry...''

"...why did you even DO that?"

*voice breaking* "I'm sorry that was so stupid I don't know what I'm thinking I'm sorry I'm so sorry I'm sorry"

"Were you trying to be FUNNY?"

NOOOOOO

"...I thought you 'weren't actually gonna fire at me'."

"I thought so too"

"...I'm going inside."

*he falls to his knees*
"I'm so sorry."

" 'Oh yeah, real funny, lemme just ALMOST KILL MY BROTHER.' "

*he's just unintelligibly sobbing*

"..."

"...I'm sorry."

"...don't talk to me, big bro."

"..w-wait--"

"Sh-shut up."

*he totally collapses*

"...I'm going to my room."

"AUUGHAHAHAAAUUGHH"

(He leaves.)

"..p-please!"

(Sarcastically) "Oh, okay. What do you wanna fire at me NOW?!"

"...*sniff*..
..I-I'm sorry...."

"..."

I feel like he would post silly stuff on StarNet a lof

Oh yeah
Like his YT channel but with some game dev stuff

Yes
"guys what does this error mean help"

and the error was a result of him typing his code like he's telling someone to do something 😭

LMAO
unrecognized command "Please make the guy jump when I press Z"

bro said please and thank you to the puter 😭🙏

once he posted on StarNet "what should i get my little brother for his birthday" forgetting Lian has StarNet

AWW

"You weren't supposed to see this :("

"how about I block you for a week"

":("

"just so I don't see any plans, silly :)"

"i need answers FAST it's next week"

@cottoncandyclouds
I think that he'd enjoy anything as long as it's from his brother :)

"but i like linking silly posts to you!!!"

"oh you can just text me screenshots"

AWWWWWW
"thanks cottoncandyclouds
wait"

"hehe :3"

":("

"its gonna be okay"

"LIAN UHHH"

"just get me anything bro"

I named him Lloyd Jr

ok so apparently Lloyd Jr is just my neighbors dog and he had a fur cut

they're saying his name is Elvin but I like Lloyd Jr better

why Elvin is a stupid name
@elvin27958268
>:/

LMAO

biology of a headcrab
my sister's Nerf gun collection
trying VR for the first time
Why VR actually sucks

Why you should never work at a fancy restaurant

they arrested the guy who bullies me in college for theft and resisting arrest

LMFAO

the college expelled him and I'm having a celebratory livestream

Yes.

Sackboy explodes
I might have found a cryptid
drinking a 2 liter soda in 30 seconds
Minecraft Mace Clutch
my sister trying high heels for the first time

LMFAOOOA

How To Market Garden
fireworks malfunction
how to properly break a glass bottle
How to use the Toolgun in GMOD
why FNAF is lowkey scary

I feel like strangers sometimes stumble across his channel like "what kind of videos do you even upload"
to which he simply replies "variety channel"

Y'all got me cackling watching this unfold

Yes

yessss

My little brother's speedrun of Luigi's Mansion
How to unclog a toilet without waking up your parents
what is this bug i found please help
Might Quit.
Sorry about the last video guys I had a bad day
Me and my boyfriend made a portable N64

claiming a tiny abandoned radio station
Herobrine encounter???
thank you for 30 subscribers
My boyfriend can do a cartwheel
SM64 speedrun contest (ft MADCAP25)
How to build a bathtub rocket in GMOD

my steam account got hacked which one of you f**kers did it
My last video got age restricted

I got my steam back
KinitoPET shenanigans
NO NO NO NO NO!! EVERYONE GET OUT!!
I tried gorilla tag and it sucked >:(
the view from this hill is phenomenal

Why I'm never drinking a 2 liter of soda in 30 seconds ever again

this dog i found

His channel would be called something like "Lloyd's Dump"

Yeah

I feel like the only comments would be family members and friends

my sister trying high heels for the first time
@strawbryyshotcake
im gonna kill you big bro

drinking a 2 liter soda in 30 seconds
@cottoncandyclouds10
big bro how.

Sackboy explodes
@certifiedgirlkisser
what'd sackboy do bro 😭

I might have found a cryptid
@GreekSaladCory
dude that's a cutout of Ben Shapiro

fireworks malfunction
@mamachicken
this is a reupload RIGHT???

LMFAO AWW

hehehe

"uhh mom about that
remember when i helped operate the fireworks for 4th of july that one time"

"WHAATT"

Yes

Is not very tech-savvy

Ehh

Oh right I forgot

I take it back
He helps code Bryce's stuff

Yes.

He helped make the UI of the radio

On the go-kart

Yes

As well as making it bluetooth friendly

Yes

has a YouTube channel where he posts the most random stuff