LISTEN HERE, JACK. I'LL ONLY DROP OUT AS A CANDIDATE IF I CAN'T WIN THE ... COME ON, MAN. YOU THINK I'M KIDDING? NO I'M SERIOUS! I'M THE BLACK FEMALE PRESIDENT FOR THE..
YOU KNOW. THE THING! AND IN OTHER NEWS, THE WORLD'S SADDEST AND MOST POWERFUL OLD MAN; HAS DROPPED OUT OF THE PRESIDENTIAL RACE AND ENDORSED THE FREE BLACK LABOR CANDIDATE.