“FOR 666 YEARS I HAVE BEEN STALKING, LAYING TRAPS, AND CHASING YOU CEASELESSLY, TRYING TO SEIZE YOU, YOUR CLUCKIN’ SOUL, AND YET I HAVE NOT EVEN COME NEARLY AN INCH IN SUCCEEDING IN THIS NORMALLY RATHER SIMPLE TASK!!! YOU SEE, USUALLY MY TARGETS WILL BE BAGGED IN A FEW YEARS, MAYBE 1, 2, EVEN 3 LIFETIMES AT THE VERY MOST, BUT NOOO…NOT YOU!!! YOU HAVE SURPASSED YOUR FELLOW VICTIMS BY A MEGAMILE! A LOWLY CLUCKER NOT EVEN WORTHY OF KNOCKOFF, DISCOUNTED, KFC. YOUR BODY THAT IS, YOUR SOUL ON THE OTHER WING…MAKES ME SOULGASM JUST THINKING ABOUT THAT ‘LICIOUS SOULFUL FLAVOR. BACK TO THE TOPIC AT HAND…I AM SO SICK OF THIS NIGH ETERNAL FOX AND HEN CHASE OF THE SOUL, AND THIS IS COMING FROM AN AVID ENJOY OF LONG, TORTUROUS HUNTS. ME, I’KWIBALALATACH, WILL BESIEGE YOU WITH MY ATTEMPTS, FOR REALS THIS TIME. OH, AND I SHOULD LET YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD AND CURRENTLY IN A FALSE REALITY REALM DESIGNED TO HELP ME WITH MY HUNTS. I WILL HAVE YOUR CLUCKING SOUL BOY!!!!!!"
