Okay I have a serious one.

He mains Mr Game & Watch in smash due to an incident where he won a game in less than a minute by getting triple 9s. Nobody believes him.

Yes

He also plays as Mii Swordfighter as he's the worst and in his words "underestimated"

thinks squirrels are cute

"WHY MY DEODORANT"

"YOURS WAS THE ONLY TASTY LOOKING ONE"

"YOU HAVE THE EXACT SAME KIND"

"WELL I DIDN'T WANT A BITE IN MINE"

"I DON'T WANT A BITE IN MINE EITHER"

"WELL YEAH NO ONE DOES
THAT'S WHY I DIDN'T BITE MINE"

"..."

"...
..let's go buy some deodorant."

"don't eat these, okay?"

"I know why do you think there's vomit in the toilet"

Also next headcanon

Not good at making snowballs or sandcastles

.

Canon

I'm running out of ideas

I'll do one for a new Funnyguy

Alright

Check

AWWWWWW

Can actually play harmonica and pan flute very well due to the similarities between the two

AWW YES

he, when he was younger, tried to take a bite out of a melon like you to do an apple because he thought you are every fruit that way

*ate

LMFAO CANON

He probably went to an air show once but the noise was too much for him

AWW NOOOO

"Oh boy this will be so much fun!"
*KABOOOM
car alarms*
"I DON'T LIKE THIS ANYMOOOORREE"

NOOOOOOO

They took him out for ice cream later

He and the goose shook hands and they now respect each other

"see, I didn't want your eggs
I just wanted a picnic"
"honk"

They meet up at the park monthly

"so how are things"
"honk"

Yes

Anyway he thinks rainbow gaming setups are kinda dumb and pointless

I suppose

As in the rainbow lights itself
He thinks it's dumb that people will buy a much more expensive PCs just because they have lights when ones without the lights that are the exact same come much cheaper

Yes

and then you can just like buy some lights afterwards

AWW YES

"You wanna see how fast this thing can go?"
"Aw, yeah!"

AWWWWWW

"WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
"I LOOOOVE DRIVING THIS THING!"

AQWWWW

"You can take this thing to a drive thru! You just have to stand up!"

":0"

"Name a place with a drive thru."

"Uh... McDonald's?"

"..and what are you gonna order?"

AWW
"MOMMM WHY ARE WE DOING THISSS MY HEAR HURTS"

"I DON'T KNOW I THOUGHT THESE THINGS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE SILENT"

"OWWWW"

"DOES ANYONE ACTUALLY WANNA BE HERE"
"NO"
"NOOO"
NUH UH"
"GET US OUT OF HERE"

Next :ogre:

Once got harassed by a goose and he actually won

A WE W CANON

"ok that's it
you wanna throw down, b*tch?
let's throw down."

Meanwhile Lloyd recording it and cheering

the one fight the untitled goose couldn't win 😔

head*

"sweetie"

"whoops"

Anyway next one

for some reason he just doesn't like Mickey Mouse

Yes

If he had to pick a favorite Sonic character it would either be the Chaos (these) or the tiny animals that you save from Badniks

Yes

He likes to go to dog parks and pet the dogs

AWWWWWW

He wishes there were cat parks so he could do the same with cats but there aren't so he just relies on random encounters

AWWW CANON
"Mom can we PLEASE have a pet squirrel"
"Lian none of us have any idea how to take care of one. Also they're wild animals"
":("

gives food to them rarely despite the fact that you shouldn't

AWW YES

One time a pinecone fell and landed in his hair, which is so puffy that he didn't notice

AWWWWWXVNHHBVDVVVC

He has actually had a slip and fall on a bunch of marbles before
He wasn't scared of them because he thought it was just a movie thing

AWWW NOOOOOOO

"guys it's fine it was just a home alone thing--"

Cut to Lian laying in bed with a bandaged head

"uuhuehuheeehhh"

This is one of my favorite things ever I think

hehe

AWWWWWWWW

Loves surprises

Yes

Once licked deodorant out of curiosity

NOOOOOOO

I take it back
he bit it

WHAT NOOOOOO
"Little bro why are there bite marks in my deodorant and unflushed vomit in the toilet"

"oh I forgot to flush it
I mean uh
I dunno"

"What did you do."

"it looked tasty okay"

"That's so cool!"

"Mhm!"

"...and that's really nice of you..."

"..I love doing it. I like helping people AND driving this thing. If you ever need something picked up or delivered, just give me a call."

"...before he met you, he'd barely eat... he'd say he was too busy working on college stuff."

"...oh, poor guy.."

"...he'd sometimes pass out from hunger... I was so scared I'd lose him..."

"...oh...."

"...*sniff*..."

LMFAO
anyway next

Thinks Nerf guns are kinda scary
Which contrasts her siblings
Who love them

did you just misgender him....... :ogre: /j
but yes that's adorable

wait what
I didn't even type her
Must have been me misspelling it and autocorrect changing it
Anyway idk why but Larissa seems to me like the kind of person who not only loves Nerf but she loves things like community made guns and modifications and stuff

Yes

Anyway he prefers cake over pie

Yes.

He loves the smell of cookies

Yes

He was scared of marine life for a large part of his life (leeches, sharks, etc) and refused to swim in anything but a pool before he got over it

Anyway next

he felt so cool when it was new years eve and they let him drink sparkling apple juice

AWWWWWWWEFHHGBH
"eyyyy big bro check me out B)"

"eyyyyy awesome lil bro"

"heheheh hey big sis look"

"daaaanng lil bro"

"i'm awesome ain't i"

"yeaaahhh"
anyway he likes helping Bryce build things

Yes

He also likes riding in his go-kart

"...umm..."

"...you wanna grab a drink?"

"...s-sure, I'd like a Sprite."

"..alright. Size?"

"L-large..."

"...uh huh."
*He goes to the McDonald's drive thru*
"Hey, can I get a large Sprite and a large Orange Fanta?"

(Lian watches Bryce, enthralled.)

*they drove up to the window, he stood up, and he grabbed the drinks*

"Wow..."

"This is how I get food for your brother!"

"Lian i told you to be careful"

"I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A MOVKE THIIINNGG"

"in what world is STEPPING ON ROLLING OBJECTS not dangerous"

"People step into cars and onto skateboards all the time!"

"look i don't feel like explaining why stepping on marbles is dangerous"

"I thought it was a movie thing!!!"
anyway he LOOOVVESS candy

Yes.

His favorite shape is a heart

AWWW

His favorite holiday is all of them

AWWWW

Lian when he dips his foot in the ocean for the first time and a shark doesn't tear him to shreds:

Yes

Scared of the dark

AWW YES
slept with his phone flashlight on for a long time because he was too embarrassed to ask anyone for a night light

AWWWW

"Lian, why do you sleep with your phone flashlight on?"
"D-do I? Uhm... oops..."

"I guess I just uhhh accidentally turn it on"

"...every night?"

"...
..yeah"