WAIT THAT'S HER NAME? I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE CRIME LMAOOO

ah yes crystal metheny what a terrible crime

I thought it said "Crystal Methery"

boo probabyl

the princess is morbidly rich but won’t even bother paying for better security
now all we’ve got are a bunch of idiotic defenseless toads who can’t even fight off a boo to save their lives and the princess from bowser

ahh

bowser: i’ve finally found it-
birdo: not bowser thinking he can just stop us from adding a new super star to our collection 😂

they’ll steal it

mario and luigi just trying to enjoy their ravioli
toadette and birdo out of nowhere: got stars?
sephiroth for some reason: this is fine

me (monika): drives the other girls to suicide but it’s not like it matters since they’re not real anyway and i just want to become real
sephiroth for some reason: THIS IS NOT FINE