Conservatives' "alternative facts" aren't facts at all, but just their feelings.

FANTASIZES ABOUT TELLING THE LIBERAL WHO LIVES IN HIS HEAD RENT FREE THAT "FACTS DON'T CARE ABOUT HER FEELINGS"; HIGHLY EMOTIONAL HYPOCRITICAL CONSERVATIVE DUMBLORDS; BELIEVES REPUBLICANS' CONSTANT LIES AND FEARMONGERING ABOUT THE BORDER AND IMMIGRANTS BECAUSE HE CAN'T DISTINGUISH HIS OWN FEELINGS FROM FACTS