Not my OC. Credit to Outfit7 and People Moving Pixels

Raiziken: jokes on you

I don't have anything valuable

Roy: I'm gonna steal it anyway!

Raiziken: you don't even know what "it'' is

Roy: *laughs*

Raiziken: it could be a bomb it could be a sword

Roy: I'll just steal everything!

Raiziken: I could f**king detonate that right now

Roy: *laughs*

Rai: *pulls out a giant sword* now give me my bomb back

Roy: No.

Raiziken: I will kill you then

Roy: I can't die.

Raiziken: ...

*Kicks him in the crotch*

*Roy blocks it*

Raiziken: *yoinks his bomb back then runs*

Roy: ...

Raiziken: toodaloo bitch!

Roy: ...

Raiziken: *gone*

Roy: ...

*...*

Roy: Where'd he go?

*he gone*

(End RP)

Rudolf: I may be 106 years old but I still know how to use a flamethrower *faces the wrong way*

Roy: Dude, you're facing the wrong way.

eh EH!? who said that!?

Roy: Me.

O- oh .. *picks up his old WW2 flamethrower grunting alot*

Roy: ...

Get out or feel the wrath of the third Reich..

Roy: Oh no, a German WW2 veteran...

*freezes when he hears the word WW2. Drops the flamethrower and sings the Nazi German anthem while raising his right arm diagonally*

Roy: ...

*snaps out of it and grabs a Luger pistol* get off my property

Roy: *laughs*

*shoots*

*he dodges*

You win..

(Bad ending)

Anon: Jokes on you! I watched a 3 hour video on Talking Tom lore! Prepare to duel!

Roy: Alright!

*a yu-gi-oh stadium pops out of nowhere*

Roy: Here we go.

Anon: I’ll go first! I play a card face down… and I’ll play Celtic Guardian in attack position!

Roy: I don't know how this works...

Anon: *smirks* then prepare for defeat!

Roy: ....

Anon: *hits the griddie*

Roy: *runs away with your stuff*

Anon: NUH UH!

Roy: *laughs*

Anon: *runs after him

Roy: You'll never catch me!

*Roy gets a random speed boost*

*Anon jumps onto some trains *

Roy: Joke's on you I was in a game that's literally Subway Surfers *he runs further away*

Anon: Curse you!

Roy: *laughs*

*Anon shifts into… SCORPION*

Roy: ...

GET OVER HERE!

Roy: No!

*the spear sails past Roy’s head, cutting off a couple of his head hairs

Roy: *laughs*

Scorpion disappears

Roy: ...

He spawns behind him and kicks him

*Roy counterattacks*

Scorpion blocks

Roy: ...

He changes into goku

Roy: Huh?

Goku: Pretty silly circumstance, huh? Why don’t you just give me my stuff?

Roy: You're a shapeshifter?

Goku: nah… you’re just in a coma!

Roy: No I'm not

Goku: are you sure? *transforms into a. Bright light*

Roy: Yes.

*BECOMES ROY* THEN HOW YOU FACE YOURSELF?

Roy: You ARE a shapeshifter, I knew it!

Yes… but I am more than that… I AM YOU: FROM THE FUTURE!

Roy: *gasps*

(This is so flipping stupid… and I love it…)

Cooler Roy: Do not steal that giant red thing over there’

Roy: *laughs*

Cooler Roy: It would be bad…

*Roy steals it anyway*

Well. We’re dead

Roy: *laughs*

God spawns

idiotsayswhat

Roy: ...

Roy: I'm an atheist

God: Thou shalt have thine genitals cut off and cast unto your mother!

Roy: You aren't real

God: Yeah huh

Roy: ...

God griddies

Roy: ...

God: I will let you go if you answer a question…

Roy: What is it?