Prompt: your oc meets him in an Inkverse café

Gurung: …

Blaze: ...

Gurung: What’s up with you?

*Walks into the cafe*
AstroMan: What do you have for Coffees

Blaze: I personally think it was a set-up. The U.M.P was investigating it, they found some evidence that pointed to another candidate but ever since they ran some DNA testing, they've been highly secretive about who it was. My theory is that the guy who commit the crime is someone that they're afraid of...

Blaze: ...
You asking me?
I just ordered a turtle man, ask the employees.

AstroMan: *Starts looking at Blaze* A Turtle man… right

Blaze: I meant a turtle coffee. Mocha and caramel. Although there are some turtle-men from my hometown...

AstroMan: You don’t look Inkversian… where are you from

Blaze: oh, I'm from the planet Ikimono! It's close to the Citadel.

AstroMan: Ikimono isn’t in the Inkverse as the Citadel is far from the Inkverse currently.

Blaze: Oh, trust me, I know. Even with portals, it takes a while for me to get here.
I'm a guardian hired by the U.M.P. to help protect people from powerful entities and stuff, and I was recently "promoted" to an Inkverse guardian.

AstroMan: The U.M.P is just full of incompetent People

Blaze: ...
I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that.
Anyways... You heard about the thing with T̶r̶u̶m̶p̶ Astra? It's crazy

AstroMan: Oh you mean that “girl” who killed everyone on that train? I hope “she” dies a horrific death for the machine “she” is

Sunny: *in a maid dress sipping a hot cocoa*

Blaze: (what the...)
Did you lose a bet or something?

Sunny: hm? Nah my wife likes it

Blaze: ...
Your wife got a kink or something?

Sunny: ?

Blaze: WHY does she like it when you dress like a woman???

Sunny: IDK MAN IM JUST WEARING IT FOR HER

Blaze: BUT WHY

Sunny: I DONT F**KING KNOW STOP ASKING

*Samurai B, Erilien and Minty walk into the cafe (They are also obviously from somewhere else)*