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Okay so let me tell you this first. I’m a big masturbator, I do it constantly, while most do it twice per night, i’m hitting up to 12 per NIGHT! During one of my nightly goon sessions, I had finished for the 7th time and I noticed my manjuice had a weird pink tint to it. (It was already weird enough considering I’d been shooting blanks for the last 3.) I didn’t pay attention to it as DVA from overwatch was telling me to keep gooning on my screen. But i noticed the color got more and more red, almost a blood like color, however it didn’t hurt at all. It’s been like this for a few months now, and I thought of it as like “unlocking the next level of cum”. As of about a month ago, I got a girlfriend! (Lucky me!) And while she was splonching down on my knob, I had released my load into her mouth. She immediately gagged and almost threw up, saying it had a “Weird, metallic taste.” That’s when she saw the color and started freaking out saying something like “Holy shit that’s blood!”, “You need to see a hospital!” but I told her it was fine and that I was just so good at masturbating I unlocked customizations colors. She kept persisting that I go to the hospital, but I refuse. Currently she’s threatening to break up with me if I don’t go to the hospital, how should I respond, should I go to the hospital?
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After sex, Desperado went out to seek a pregnancy test and it was revealed to be positive. Desperado ran back home to tell Neko the heartwarming news. Neko smiled in joy. 9 months later, Desperado was rushed to the hospital. Neko was there with him. After Desperado pushed many times, a beautiful baby was born. Desperado and Neko glance at the baby and then look at each other. They loved their baby. So they named it "Femboy". And that, my friends, is how femboys were made.
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