Here's a full list of the questions (and their answers)
1. If you're skiing through the Amazon and your jetpack runs out of apple juice, what should you have on your head? A pterodactyl, because bubblegum makes bubbles.
2. If you're swimming on Mount Everest and your duck eats a ukulele, what should you have under your big toe? A pizza, so that you can tiptoe to the moon to buy shoelaces for your dinosaur.
3. Ellie has 8 apples, and her train is seven minutes late. Calculate the mass of the sun. 1.9891 × 1030 kilograms
4. If water is wet and spaghetti is purple, how far away is the sun from the moon? 150 million kilometres.
5. (This is the question in the title.) If you eat socks, and your favourite number in the alphabet is purple, how many waffles will you drink? Chair, because Loser from BFDI is actually tofu.
6. If a ship has 26 sheep and 10 goats on board, how old is the ship's captain? Milk, because no-one likes OJ from Inanimate Insanity. (How does my Maths teacher know about object shows?)
7. If you're driving a car and it starts to fly, how many car doors should you eat? Balloons, because Vaseline is a stegosaurus.
8. If you're flying a chicken, and the alligator is running between the bread on one stick, how many walls do you eat when your TV is crying? Podium, because soda is a cat.
9. If you're flying through the desert, and your boat gets a flat tire, what should you have in your pockets? Blue, because ice cream doesn't have bones.
10. If you're swimming on the sun, and your pet penguin, Jerry, catches a cold, what should you have in your teeth? A teaspoon, because cats hate Star Trek.
BTW, I have a friend in my class named Trevor, and he doesn't understand one question on the homework, and neither does the smartest kid in my class, Louie. I wouldn't be surprised if we all got an F on the homework.
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