Good for you, Johnny, good for you

little does he know he's gonna be eaten alive in 10 minutes

He's survived for 2 real life hours so

PROJECT ZOMBOIDD I thought NOBODY else played it!

bro weighs 80 pounds

That is the ideal weight in the Zomboid universe

EIGHTY POUNDS.

Not pounds

Just 80

Whatever that is, that's the ideal weight

80 units

Yes

He has killed 53 zombies within two days

Cool

Mostly using his bare fists

he probably knocks their heads clean off like in plants vs zombies

Usually I pushed them over and stomped on their heads

then I guess it's the opposite of clean

There was a time Johnny was hungry, thirsty, very sleepy, and exhuasted

There was a zombie chasing him, he pushed it over

And stomped on its head like 20 times before it finally died

he's got his priorities straight

He then went inside of a house, drank tap water, ate an entire egpplant in a single sitting, then went to sleep

healthy