i long to be manning a ballista and slicing carthaginians and germanics in half

i read somewhere that you think of rome every single day which is oddly specific but holy crap why am i actually thinking about it now that i know that; like i’m actually like doing normal crap and thinking “hmm i wonder what the hell would have happened in ancient rome if they uhh blah blah” and i’m all like “damn i thought about it again”