"Welcome Aboard Fully Jabbed-
and-Boosted DEI Airlines! I'm
Your Woke Captain, Oppressed
Furry 6669; Joined by My
Co-Captain, One-Eyed Whitey
McPrivilege; as Well as Our
Co-Pilots, Shaniqua Twerkina
and Mama CIA Mia. We; Guarantee at Least Five Minutes
Without Turbulence. If Seatbelts
Don't Feel Like Fat-Shaming,
-Please- Buckle Up Tight."; Meet Your Flight Crew! OzwinEVCG