Man I wish someone would steal my car
My grandpa:

pot 440 coins

Jesus chris

update: peace and order has been restored to the multiverse

yippee

showing the mushroom kingdom’s tax collectors who’s really boss

oh yeah fun fact about princess peach apparently: she used her wealth to buy two castles, one where she actually lives and one where she keeps all of her paintings and other valuables. the latter is the castle from super mario 64

im robbing that castle

found this fact from r/mario btw

my comment on the post was something along the lines of “no wonder yoshi commits tax fraud” cuz for all we know yoshi just wants to make a living but it’s all just going to the princess

real

so peach’s and toad’s team name is “loyal friends”
to which my brother was just like “that doesn’t make sense cuz toad is utterly useless. he just keeps telling me the princess is in another castle without actually telling me what castle she’s in”