TOXIC CHEMICALS ARE NOT HARMFUL!! as a self-proclaimed chemical expert, i should know; today, i will be explaining why 2 different common household chemicamicals are NOT dangerous AT ALL!!! if anything, cheeseburgers are worse than biograde chemicals; 1) arsenic. 2) Asbestos. after trying some arsenic, my vision blurred heavily. i retaliated by getting glasses; i have eaten asbestos 3 times, and i only got cancer 17 times!! if you do the math, i only got cancer 5.66666666667 times per chunk of asbestos!! the hallucinations i got helped me reach my favorite psychologist!! his name is michael; I SAW A WHOLE SPACE WAR BETWEEN THE BRAXOLOSIANS AND THE BLIMFAKS!! the little buddy (cancer) was very nice to me (stole my blood sugar) before i took chemo (friend remover)