Rock Katson VS TrimTone, Where Rock Katson deals with Belly Fat Ads.

script:

DAY ONE:

Rock Katson is sitting on the couch, eating a Burger and watching one of his favorite movies, How To Train Your Dragon(also my favorite, yes. Jades my favorite character, but HTTYD Is my favorite film). The TV suddenly switches to a belly fat ad.

TV:
"Are you struggling with stubborn belly fat? Tired of feeling self-conscious in your favorite clothes? Try our new revolutionary product—"

ROCK (sighs):
"Why in the F*CKING HELL! Do I gotta see this shit."

He puts down his Burger, irritated, and picks up his phone. He dials a number and waits.

OPERATOR (on the phone):
"Thank you for calling TrimTone! How can we assist you today?"

ROCK:
"Hi, I just wanted to say, these belly fat ads are popping up at the worst friggin time possible. Can you guys stop airing them around lunch or dinner? because nobody wants to see obese women in there underwear you pervs."

OPERATOR:
"we'll pass along your feedback. Is there anything else I can help you with Sir?"

ROCK:
"No, that's it. Thank you."

He hangs up and resumes eating as the regular program returns.

DAY TWO

Rock is eating dinner while watching South Park. The same belly fat ad comes on again.

TV:
Eric CartMann:SHUT UP YOU F*CKIN JEW!!

Kyle:DONT YOU HATE MY PEOPLE FATASS!

Eric:DONT CALL ME FAT YOU FU-

*cuts to the ads*

"Are you struggling with stubborn belly fat? Tired of feeling self-conscious in your favorite clothes? Try our new revolutionary produ-"

ROCK (frustrated):
"GOD F*CKING DAMN IT. AGAIN?!"

He dials the number again and waits, growling viciously.

OPERATOR (on the phone):
"Thank you for calling TrimTone! How can I assist you today?"

ROCK:
*growling like a angry cat(well, he is a cat)*

"Hello, it's me again. This is the second day in a row your belly fat ads have done this F*ckin bullshit. DO SOMETHING ALREADY YOU PERVS."

OPERATOR:
(if you listen carefully, they can be heard saying "Oh shit! its the guy from yesterday. he sounds mad."
"We'll make sure your feedback is noted! Is there anything else I can help you with?"

ROCK:
"No, just stop the ads during meals. Thanks."

He hangs up, shaking his head, and resumes eating as the ad ends.

*insert Rock then talking to his Mother Ms Katson about the ads, in which she agrees that they pop up at the worst time possible*

Rock is eating breakfast and watching TV. The same belly fat ad comes on for the third time.

TV:
(this time it showed obese and unattractive women in their underwear like normal, but actually in a very vulgarly pornographic intent)

"Are you struggling with stubborn belly Fa-"

ROCK (angrily):
"AW F*CKING F*CK YOU F*CKING F*CK YOU ASSHOLES. JUST F*CKIN F*CK OFF GOD D*MMIT"

He furiously dials the number and waits, visibly pissed off and with a Glock 17 in his hand.

OPERATOR (on the phone):
"Thank you for calling TrimTone, How can I assist you today?"

ROCK:
[Pulls back the slide of the pistol]
"SHUT THE F*CK UP C*NT. THIS IS ROCK F*CKING KATSON SPEAKING. THE SON OF ALAINA KATSON OF THE RED KOBRA TERRORISTS. Do you have any idea how REVOLTING that F*CKING SHIT is?! I'm just trying to F*CKING EAT MY F*CKIN FOOD."

OPERATOR:
"OH SHIT! GUY'S HES MAD! HE HAS A GUN!"

ROCK:
"If you don't F*CKING stop this shit. I will make sure you and your company will never see the sun again, or your Furry porn collection you got"

OPERATOR (actually freaking out):
"OKAY! WE WILL DO IT! JUST DON'T F*CKING HURT US! PLEASE DONT!"

ROCK:
"Yeah, how about getting a real marketing team instead of whatever Yee Yee Ass group you've got running these fetish like ads? And tell whoever's the 50 Cent Wh*re in charge that my name is Rock Katson. and they should fear that name and Respect it. because I am apart of the Red Kobra. you know them. I know them. we all do. now goodbye. have a nice day."

He hangs up, smiling like he was hugged by Jade Foxston, and plays his collection of recordings of him hanging out with Fitna when he was on vacation from a month before(he's known fitna for a few years and is good friends), as he misses the fox. wanting to be with that foxy lady again as he enjoys being flirted by her in person(fits is alive in timezone, don't worry) and being cuddled up with her and looking to her eyes. because she's a good fox to be around, even if shes horny.

ROCK:
"as a turtle once said. Finally. inner peace..."

The End.

Interesting..