Haircut was in fact inspired by a head of lettuce

Canon

is actually garbage at Minecraft

Canon

Really good at ping pong

Canon

Doesn't like clowns at ALL

CANON

Prefers popsicles over ice cream

Canon

Can't read analog clocks

What if it's rooted in some kind of trauma

what if he watched a clown video with a jumpscare in it when he was like four year old

AWWW

.

Canon
I love these so far

The only tool he knows how to use is a hammer

Canon

Not hammer and NAILS
hammer

LMFAO

he can flatten things out

Paper Mario

yessss

next,,

I'm starting to struggle but ok
Really likes the orange box games

??

You know
Half Life, TF2, Portal

Oh yeah

I don't know if I have much more

I put up a new one

Canon
and not because he's a fan favorite
Cory just deeply relates to him

YEEEAAHHHHHH
but he doesn't understand simps for him

Canon

he used to just sit on a bucket when gaming

LMFAO
canon

then he got a folding chair

Then the Funnyguys helped him get better furniture

Yeah

He hates most vegetables but loves most fruit

"i prefer the weed over this"

"sorry what I couldn't hear you
the crunches are loud"

"nothing"

"mmmm yumy"

"cory."

"huh"

anyway uhh more headcanons :japanese_ogre:

Often uses emoticons and not emojis

canon i love that

Favorite fictional character is sans

Well The Puppeteer wouldn't be there of course

Right right
Biggs is definitely beating everyone though

yes

Anyway Cory will eat uncooked spaghetti noodles

Canon
"...dude what the f**k."
"whaaat? i was hungry!"
"I COULD HAVE COOKED THAT FOR YOU"

"it's like eating chips try it"
"EUGH NO"

"CORY JUST COOK IT IT'S NOT THAT HARD"

"but it tastes different"

"YEAH
IT TASTES BETTER"

"no this tastes better"

Canon

Favorite pizza is sausage

Canon as well

drinks things really slowly

Elaborate

if he has a drink
he will drink it at a rate slower than most people

Canon

Prefers Axes over Swords in Minecraft

Also canon
That just made me imagine the Rotisserieverse characters all playing Minecraft together

Puppeteer losing to Biggs 😭