1st one

what are you planning on doing

3, it rewards exercise
i want dat money

Idk, probably 2nd one

1st one, I get f**kin superpowers

i chose 2 extra p**ises

Why

so i can have 4 dicks

How do you already have 2?!

surgery

One doesn't work then

no. i paid 10k to get another one so i could jizz twice as fast. i also have 3 balls

ok *goes to horny jail and f**ks the other prisoners*

ok normal routine
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