Pick a number

16

Irl person

15

My girlfriend

35

Everything /j

My idiocy

22

Rock climbing

My town

Having my mothers cane sword fall right in front of me in an earthquake

Hitting a tree while snowboarding

Boston

The diecycle

Salem

mf is having nam flashbacks

Maine

Going down a hill that’s nearly vertical on a bike who’s brakes are dead

Falling off the roof

Riding my bike to Sinclair

Building the fort (OG edition)

Getting pushed out to the center of a really deep lake

Having to do an emergency landing in a plane

Meeting my drunk father /j

Getting to the bottom of a mountain while snowboarding right before an avalanche starts

Having two rattlesnakes within 6 feet of me

I only asked for one cuh, you can stop now

I’m naming them all

Nearly slipping while hiking near a cliff

Almost suffocating

Shoving a you up my nose causing my breathing to nearly stop (I did this when I was 4)

Almost getting brake fluid in my eyes

Being attacked by some dogs

Riding down a super steep hill on a children’s scooter

Going off a homemade bike jump

Being knocked over on my bike by gravel

The rock in the sidewalk

Being shot at

10

Bob