me when a bad bitch tell me to do something

Pov my dad every second.
“Five hundred, cigarettes”
*500 cigs appear out of thin air*

Dude I had a game idea a little while ago

What's your idea

I don't have a name but it's like Yume Nikki kinda
you explore Lian's dreams

I like it

There's no horror or anything it's just a chill little experience

That sounds really good

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=5H4IAx3kgnQ&si=BV0XG4-amL1rrtV_

wacky

if you replaced the cigs with vapes then that'd sum up my parents very well.

That sucks dude

mfs been brainwashed then outbrainwashed by the new brainwasher brainwashing the nation who has dethroned the old brainwasher.

I just realized how adorable it is that the Funnyguy that's the second most prone to crying is their mother

yeah :)

Lian when he's in an "adorable lil softie" competition and his opponent is Lauren

Fun fact: Lian discovered a sock company called FuzzFeet when he was transitioning
he loved their fluffy, soft socks
now their socks are the only thing in his sock drawer at all times

AWWWW

Now you know he's wearing the most comfortable socks ever all the time (unless he's showering)

I bet he tried that ONE time just because he loved the socks so much
he regretted it

AWW YES
"big bro, i love these socks so much i bet i could shower in them!"

"NONONO" 8xibod.gif (click to show)

later lian comes out a sobbing mess

Yes

"LIL BRO WHAT HAPPENED"

"I SHOWERED IN MY SOCKS"

"I TRIED TO WARN YOU"

"MY FEET FEEL SO GROSSSS"

*peels them off*

[The feet.?]

*THE SOCKS THE SOCKS 😭*