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where my hug at son or look how small my hands are daughter

No hugs

Did you ban toelicker and/or the narrator?

No

Good

Do you simp for morairty?

No

Fym no?
I thought you did

>=D

NO

Who is the smartest of you and your siblings

My brother is 4 so i would say me

What about your sister who is locked up (Sherlock lore)

EURUS?

I think that’s the name

Yeah
She's locked in a mental asylm cuz she burned a house down

But is she smarter than you?

From what i know,her IQ is above 210 so yeah

Aren't you a pedo?

Can we...?

What?

Nvm

Just say it dammit

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Oy polnym polna korobushka
Yest' i sitets i parcha.
Pozhaley, dusha-zaznobushka,
Molodetskogo plecha.
Vyydu, vyydu v rozh' vysokuyu,
Tam do nochki pogozhu,
Kak zavizhu chernookuyu,
Vse tovary razlozhu.

Tseny sam platil nemalyye,
Ne torguysya, ne skupis',
Podstavlyay-ka gubki alyye,
Blizhe k molodtsu sadis'. Vot uzh pala noch' tumannaya,
Zhdyot udalyy molodets.
Chu, idyot! - prishla zhelannaya,
Prodayot tovar kupets.

Katya berezhno torguyetsya
Vsyo boitsya peredat',
Paren' s devitsey tseluyetsya,
Prosit tseny nabavlyat'.
Znayet tol'ko noch' glubokaya,
Kak poladili oni.
Raspryamis' ty, rozh' vysokaya,
Taynu svyato sokhrani!

Oy legka legka korobushka
Plech ne rezhet remeshok.
A vsego vzyala zaznobushka, biryuzovyy perstenyok