oh god what have I done

What I’m gonna do with some MFs

oh my god

i just gave our daughter the talk

glad I didn't have to

i kinda failed at explaining what doggystyle is and she looked it up 💀

NOOOOOOOOOO

😞 she saw 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 things

IF THIS HAPPENS AGAIN TELL HER TO ASK ME OR SMTHN- JUST DO NOT LOOK IT UP

I
AM
NOT
YOUR
DAUGHTER

you can say that all you want but you live with us until you turn 18

No *flies to uk* SWAG BITCH

Ew, british

HEY

mf im british

I'm so sorry for your loss

thank you

Umgflip family, very nice

real

If she's your daughter, who am I then

NOT YOUR DAUGHTER

get married to her and then we'll talk

When is the wedding

bro its your wedding figure it out

She needs to consent first 😔

not if we pretend this is is the middle ages and I'm just selling her to you

Bro wha

NEVER

girl you're almost 13 you're almost an adult you gotta settle down

Bro i will be 13 at 8 March if next year 😭😭

https://youtu.be/aFjo452GpSI

MAN JUST SPIT IT IT AINT GONNA EAT ME OR SUM

It's a sex pose

…uh what

sexual intercourse position

It's a sex pose

i'll teach her blah blah sex joke