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when my brother was in fourth grade, a kid pepper sprayed him on the school bus

Damn

Why

a high schooler left their pepper spray on the bus so his friend started playing with it bc they didn't know what it wasnand sprayed it right in my brother's eyes

Nah pepper spray is lame.

That’s why I have knives.

I haven't been stabbed yet, phew

Yeah, you’re safe with me

Greetings. (=

You’re not

I know. I just said that to say "I saw that."

Don't stab ma. )=

Hopefully