lol

I like ducks. I see no need for explanation.

Oh, okay. *I'm not dirty-minded, I'm not dirty-minded, I'm not dirty-minded*

There's a difference between a duck and a cock, Ross.

Same

Might I offer you a nice duck in these trying times?

Yes plzzz

yes

Uhh.....I guess so

Nah, I'd bring them a confetti gun that looks like a pistol.

Imma start crying then😂

get an m1911 or glock. the c275 and blackhawks are more unconventional items to commit chopsuey with.
i would also advise getting a flashlight built in and a small voice recording saying "you are valid and you should love yourself!"

That sounds like a Spamton product at the end

kinda

Lol

lol

if my friend cries i go to a corner and start crying too
i usually think of it as a failure of self

True 😞

gimme duck its cute.

here duck it so cute

What about Anatidaephobes, though?

Get them a penguin

Get them a goose instead

I wish

If someone gave me a duck while I was crying I would automatically become happy.

Same. Ducks just have that positive energy to them

why wouldn't they? that positive vibes thing is similar to capybaras

if you gave me a duck while i was crying i’d hug you

Same, I like duckies

if you don't like duckies you are a cold-hearted soul

fr

I actually have a sketchpad where 5 of the pages have just a whole ton of ducks
I've lost count of how many I've drawn so far lol

Nice. Same thing for me but with supercars and it was only 3 pages. (I like cars)

i think I actually have more than 5 pages, lol

DUCKS

I heard there's quite a few species of ducks

ducks are just positive birds
they are in my top 3 birds variety: chickens, ducks, woodpeckers

For me my top 3 favorite birds are ducks, penguins, and owls

i like ducks quite a lot

Agreed :)

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^^

i always found penguins weird
owls are also nice
woodpeckers make funny noise but so do ducjs

Woodpeckers do make funny noise

Nah fr and then u don't know whether to give them a hug or not

thats why you give them a duck
give your friends a Duck® today!

*The fast man at the end telling you not to buy it if you have chronic back pain*