If at first you don't succeed

POV: You're skilled at crocheting, knitting and tying string:

History Channel: "The aliens invented gravity so that we couldn't space travel sooner."

True

Damned aliens thinking their stupid gravity can stop us

Lol

oh god

dark memes

J’me tape ta sœur Ciago

What About Riding A Plane Full Of Passengers

I'll get a different hobby in a sec, I just gotta dig myself out of this underground box.

*splat*