LIBERALS SPINNING THE WHEEL O' BLAME AFTER CRAPPING THEIR PANTS YET AGAIN; TRUMP DID IT FIRST! HE ASSASSINATED [SOME FOREIGNER OR SOMETHING]; THIS IS THE FAULT OF WHITE SUPREMACISTS! IT WAS THE GUN'S FAULT! IF HE HAD A .22 INSTEAD, THIS WOULD NEVER HAVE HAPPENED! THE KID WAS WEARING A DOLLAR STORE MAGA HAT! QUICK! IMPEACH TRUMP FOR ORDERING A HIT ON HIMSELF!