Rp with Laura

Gurung: Many men… many many many many men…
Chris: Wish death ‘pon me

Laura: Oh hello you two. Whats your type of women?

Gurung: Suggestive type.
Chris: Caffeinated type

Laura: I see... How dreadfully boring.

Gurung: Bruh wha-
Chris: Okay then! What’s your kind of man?!

Laura: Due to your own tastes, you don't deserve to know~

Gurung: Damn. That’s rude.
Chris: -_-

Laura: Fortunally it wasn't boring enough for a beating. so you two get a pass

Gurung: A what?!
Chris: Aaron… leave her be…

Laura: You heard me.

Gurung: … okay…
Chris: Alright. Let’s move. We’ve got some crows to feedz

C; *shaking*

(i wanna rp more so)
Saike: dont.. look at me like that

Laura: huh... I thought they said they had spikey hair and black armor...

Saike: or its that ares guy who stole my move

Laura: Ares? What would he want with that?

Saike: idk

Laura: Hm... anyways i'm looking for a place to buy a gift for my husband!

Saike: oh whos your husband?

Laura: Well I don't know what he goes by now, but I call him Fox.

Saike: oh him

Laura: he's such a nice guy

*She says happily*

Saike: havent seen him in a while

Laura: Yeah, sort of my thing.

Saike: oh ok

Laura: besides, if they have bad taste in women, they have to have the ability to fight when they're attacked.

Saike: hm

Laura: So anyways whats your deal?

Saike: wdym?

Laura: You're some kind of demon. what are you?

Saike: god of blood
and yes

Laura: Ah. Thats nice. I heard something about another god using blood hydras or something/

Saike: thats me

Laura: Hm? Oh hello. Whats your type of women?

Saike: uh.. why are you asking..?

Laura: Knowing a persons romantic intrest tells a lot about them.

Saike: idk.. i just know when i like someone
y'know?

Laura: too Vauge. say your current lover then.

Saike: ..Konton

Laura: Don't know who that is. oh well. you pass

Saike: pass?

Laura: yeah. it means I don't have to beat the shit out of you.

Saike: you beat the shit outta people because of their tastes?

Laura: yeah he's still pretty mad at that green haired guy.

Saike: now who was that..
(i forgor)

(heathers dad, but saike never met him)

Laura: Eh he's probably not important

Saike: yea

Laura: Anyways know any places I can buy something for him?

Saike: *points to a random store*
idk there?

Laura: Sir thats a gun store.

Saike: oh yea
alright im gonna go shoot myself

Laura: kay see you in the underworld if Fox find you.

Saike: alr