7. Sand is sentient, holes are sentient, the concept of real estate is sentient, but we're not sentient
8. Angels are illegal and cannot exist
9. Librarians are hideous creatures beyond mortal comprehension
10. The dog park is for everyone therefore you must NOT go near the dog park, look at the dog park, or think about the dog park, and if there are shadowy figures in the dog park, ignore them.
11. Sleep is confusing. Dreams are baffling. The concept of transitioning from one perceived reality to another is a tolerated madness
12. Clocks and calendars don't work in night vale. Time itself doesn't work. Time is irrelevant.
13. You should always chant when you wash your hands. It is only hygienic.
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