dawg I wish he was with us on our vacation

Even the narrator could hardly see what the hell was happening in the image.

can you narrate my balls in your mouth

I'll gladly do it..

what the flip

The narrator would jump at the chance, were they a physical being.

narrate it right now 👅

The narrator is not freaky, alas.

pls

Nor could they physically even do so.

bro digitally

Doggo continues to speak into the void at the narrator, who still shouldn't even exist physically. Or digitally.

Doggo speaks to the narrator, speaking through the fourth wall.. "Narrator, please let me touch you 👅"

Doggo calls upon powers unbeknownst to even the narrator themselves. He reaches into another dimension, dragging himself through the scattered nails and glass shards that constitute parallel timelines. He had only one goal in mind... to 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴.