Rp with Razor if you are alive

C; *barley awake* AKHG, who tf are you??
.(I'm about to have a stroke lol)

Razor: hm? Oh hello

Infernal: Ugly bitch-

Razor: What?

Infernal: You heard me.

Razor: what did I do?

Infernal: Nothing you *every slur known to man and demon*

Razor: I could say the same thing about you Mutated Wither skeleton

(NAHHHHH)

Infernal: OK THATS IT! *his fire turns blue as his eye sockets turn fully red*

Razor: you think I'm scared of you

Makeshift Fireplace?

*Infernal would get his spear out and spins it*

Razor: "Oh I'm soooo scared"

My guy your flame changes color like Hades from Disney's Hercules movie

*Infernal would charge at them with his spear ready to slice*

Razor: O'course you use a spear, it's just like you

Tall and skinny

Infernal: IM GOING TO F**KING RIP YOUR GUTS OUT AND USE THEM AS A BELT!

Razor; My guy you are not scary, the top of you head smoother than Mr Clean

Infernal: I WILL SHOW YOU TRUE FEAR! *his jaw forms*

Razor: "ooh scary"

"Man I'm dead" looking ahh

*infernal throws his spear which kinda grazes his side*

Razor: Man your accuracy is worse

It should be spelled AcurASScy for you

*the spear floats back which hits him in the back of the head with the blunt side*

Infernal: Hehe idiotic fleshling.

Razor: I'm not flesh

BONEhead

*Infernal would leap at Razor where he uses his claws to leave a mark on his chest*

Razor: that all you got?

*Infernal would get his spear out then proceeds to slice off a few fingers*

Razor: my guy I don't have fingers

(saw blade things or whatever the f**k those curved things are)

Infernal: POKEMON LOOKING ASS!

Razor: Black Papyrus

(Well they'd react like blades sooo)

Infernal: KNOCKOFF DIGIMON!

Razor: Go back to Undertale

Infernal: YOUR HEAD LOOKS LIKE A PICKAXE!

Razor:

Infernal: SHUT THE F**K UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Razor: *W H E E Z E*

*Infernal gets a pickaxe and mines their arm which just drops as a item*

Razor: wha-

*Infernal then mines Razors other arm and then crafts a makeshift dual saw which he uses to sharpen his spear*

*they disappear and reform on his arms"

Infernal: Cant you just be useful?

*cuts off his kneecap and steals it*

Infernal: OH COME ON!

Razor: *rolls away*

*Infernals kneecap floats back to Infernal*

Infernal: YOU FOOL I GOT MAGIC PREMIUM!

Razor: meh

Infernal: I CAST WARM PILLOW FOREVER!

Razor: -_-

Infernal: Fine I CAST ORGAN SWAP!

Razor: Infernal has no dick *vine boom*

No balls *vine boom*

And probably no butthole either cuz this guy is a f**king skeleton *vine boom*

Infernal: 8wt259.gif (click to show)

Razor: Gottem

Infernal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-gZyEWm1fM

Razor: I ain't watching that

(stupid nigg-)

Razor: ,':|