uh...funni rules in tags

A red kobra gaurd happens to see the automaton

RKG:Hey, your one of those helldivers 2 robots arent you? I heard you guys are dangerous. So uhhh, don't try to kill me please. I'm just a red kobra gaurd doing my job.

*It looks at you.*
"Why did you look up big black rocks with a C?"
(you're not avoiding this one, bucko)

The RKG:WOAH DUDE. THATS NOT MY COMPUTER. MINE HAS A PHOTO OF ME AND MY WIFE ON THE BACK.

"I call bullshit!"
/// Bot Drop Detected ///

Red Kobra Gaurd:OH SHIT!

///INCOMING RED KOBRA GAURD///

he calls In his squad

28 of these guys drop from a dropship(they're like buff swat but robotic and have chainsaws for hands)

RKG:AW F*CK THIS!(They start retreating, because i dont know how youd kill those robots)

(blow them the f**k up)

Them:WAAAAAUGH(There legs were blown off and there comically and hillariously flying in the air)

(LMAO)
/// Bot Drop Detected ///
382 of these guys suddenly drop
They require multiple booms to give them the jimmies

*a familiar black cat is seen holding a Grenade launcher...*

*And he's moving at speeds comparable to the Doom Slayer*

All of them charge at the same time, firing lasers and punching the black cat to hell

Rock:(dodging it and jumping in the air he did get shot and bleeds a little)

Rock:*finally starts firing the explosives*

(this is my kingdom come, this is my kingdom come)
***THOUSANDS OF EXPLOSIONS***

Rock:*somehow is also duel wielding the grenade ranchers, hes probably on steroids, dont worry. He isnt fully powerful. As he cant swim*

(well automatons are allergic to water)
/// Bot Drop Detected ///
*it begins raining THOUSANDS OF TANKS*

Rock:*throws a smoke bomb and disappears*

///ROCK HAS RETREATED FOR NOW, STAY ALERT///

*I might make this a Canon event in timezone that Rock mentions*

(that'd be funny)

*confused clanker noises*

Mack: What's wrong with that computer? I can fix it.

*It looks at you.*
"Why did you look up big black rocks with a C?"

Mack: That is not my computer, that is yours, you're just trying to make it look like I looked it up. I will not hesitate to claw you down.

*It turns the computer, and it's logged on YOUR account.*

*It's actually an account, that, while different, has the same pfp and name.*

(no bullshitting this time, that's your account)

*Mack is FURIOUS...*
Mack: You frickin' asked for this...
*jumps strait at the robot and claws it down*

*It manages to pop a flare when it's almost destroyed.*
/// Bot Drop Detected ///

*Mack takes a full water bottle and puts out the flare.*

Olivia : DONT LOOK AT MY SEARCH HISTORY

*It looks at you.*
"Why did you look up Big Black Rocks with a C?"

*slaps you to the ground* I SAID DON'T LOOK!!

/// Bot Drop Detected ///

Jakob: *he shrugs* Ja, I did it. Und?

*it goes into hostile mode*

/// Bot Drop Detected ///
/// Blizzard Warning ///

Now I was joking *puts hands up*

*it begins raining bots EVERYWHERE as they start rushing towards your ass, hellbent on your demise.*

*skiddadles to my local nuclear power plant*

wtf you doin

*It looks at you.*
"Why did you look up big black rocks with a C?"

wha? get off my computer you idiot *punches it in the face*

/// Bot Drop Detected ///

what the hell you think youre doin?

*suddenly it begins raining bots*

wtf

(That's what happens in Helldivers 2 during a Bot Drop, they drop bots)

(idk im taking it as a joke rp)

(oh)