*Mack takes a full water bottle and puts out the flare.*
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A red kobra gaurd happens to see the automaton
RKG:Hey, your one of those helldivers 2 robots arent you? I heard you guys are dangerous. So uhhh, don't try to kill me please. I'm just a red kobra gaurd doing my job.
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*It looks at you.*
"Why did you look up big black rocks with a C?"
(you're not avoiding this one, bucko)
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The RKG:WOAH DUDE. THATS NOT MY COMPUTER. MINE HAS A PHOTO OF ME AND MY WIFE ON THE BACK.
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"I call bullshit!"
/// Bot Drop Detected ///
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Red Kobra Gaurd:OH SHIT!
///INCOMING RED KOBRA GAURD///
he calls In his squad
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28 of these guys drop from a dropship(they're like buff swat but robotic and have chainsaws for hands)
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RKG:AW F*CK THIS!(They start retreating, because i dont know how youd kill those robots)
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(blow them the f**k up)
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Them:WAAAAAUGH(There legs were blown off and there comically and hillariously flying in the air)
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(LMAO)
/// Bot Drop Detected ///
382 of these guys suddenly drop
They require multiple booms to give them the jimmies
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*a familiar black cat is seen holding a Grenade launcher...*
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*And he's moving at speeds comparable to the Doom Slayer*
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All of them charge at the same time, firing lasers and punching the black cat to hell
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Rock:(dodging it and jumping in the air he did get shot and bleeds a little)
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Rock:*finally starts firing the explosives*
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(this is my kingdom come, this is my kingdom come)
***THOUSANDS OF EXPLOSIONS***
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Rock:*somehow is also duel wielding the grenade ranchers, hes probably on steroids, dont worry. He isnt fully powerful. As he cant swim*
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(well automatons are allergic to water)
/// Bot Drop Detected ///
*it begins raining THOUSANDS OF TANKS*
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Rock:*throws a smoke bomb and disappears*
///ROCK HAS RETREATED FOR NOW, STAY ALERT///
*I might make this a Canon event in timezone that Rock mentions*