On behalf of Oxygen and Nitrogen, we will gladly decline your offer for the fact that we cannot take you because you inhale so much of us that we are a part of you. Try helium instead, they may lift you to great heights despite your weight.
On behalf of the element Helium, we are afraid we cannot accept your offer either, as you already use most of our presence to stand up straight. Perhaps see if any of the metals will agree to such a request.
On behalf of the degenerates, we would gladly take you, but we want to die virgins stroking it to our weird fetishes, we will let the undead decide though
