Don't mind me predicting his future
Once upon a time, there was a woman who gave birth. She named her baby "Little Timmy." A few months later, she decides to give Little Timmy an iPad. Little Timmy became addicted to his iPad. He soon found a YouTube series called "Skibidi Toilet." He fell in love with it. He loved skibidi toilet so much that he stays up the whole night watching it. His father took away Little Timmy's iPad and Little Timmy was screaming, crying, and having a tantrum. His mother said, "Just give him the iPad, he'll grow out of it." But she was wrong. 10 years later, he was still watching skibidi toilet. At school, he would run home to watch skibidi toilet but the teachers locked the doors and he stayed. His parents eventually left him. When he was an adult, he became a police officer and unlike the other police officers doing their job, Little Timmy watched skibidi toilet on his iPad. He got fired and worked at Burger King. When a customer asked him for a cheeseburger, he refused and said, "I'd rather watch skibidi toilet on my iPad." He then got fired and lived as a homeless person. At 65 years old, he was still watching skibidi toilet. Another Gen Alpha that was 77 years old said, "I've watched skibidi toilet for 65+ years and I have stopped and I'm a lawyer that makes a lot of money. You should probably stop watching skibidi toilet too." Little Timmy angrily said, "I will watch skibidi toilet for the rest of my life!" He listened to what he said and died at the last second of the latest episode of skibidi toilet.