I dream weird things too:
I once dreamt that I lost 12 followers on Imgflip in one day.
I once dreamt that Guardians of the Galaxy was the name of a school subject and I could choose it instead of geography.
But my craziest dream was probably the one where BibisBeautyPalace (a German beauty Youtuber) decided to completely change the topic of her videos and started to make maths tutorials. She even created her own app.