RP with Infernal but he's drunk

X: how the f**k you get drunk as a skeleton

Infernal: Thought what behind those little eyes? THeres no brain...

X: Shut tf up

Infernal: Why should I?....

X: Are you challenging me?

Infernal: Maybe...

X: *prowler theme*

Infernal: You little *nword*

X: Maaa

Infernal: What?... Calling for your mommy?...

X: Kooo

Infernal: *Visable confusion*

X: Zen *pulls his arm back*

Infernal: Huh-

X: Ki *a fireball forms in his hand*

Infernal: Abra Cadabra. *Infernal just shoots a entire solar beam drunkenly which misses and hits a nearby orpanage*

X: Kai

Infernal: Oops.

X: ZAAAA *blasts a beam of pure flame energy at him*

*Infernal would just be uneffected as he puts up some sunglasses and a tanning sheet up*

*runes appear on it*

Infernal: I *hiccup* have my *hiccup* ways....

This reminds me of in undertale how papyrus is okay with the cold because he doesn’t have skin, but he hates grease even though he doesn’t have a stomach

X: Alright, well don't get drunk on the mission

*Infernal would sit down swaying*

X: hm

Infernal: *singing a drunken lullaby*

X: 😑

Infernal: You *hiccup* look... U.. G... L.... A.... Y....

X: say that again

Infernal: Say what again....

X: that's what I thought

Infernal: Huh

*he starts getting completely obliterated*

Infernal: AY AY AY!

X: *stops*

*Infernal would just fall apart*

X: there we go

Paper/Neo: "Huh-"

Infernal: Hey *hiccup* there...

Neo: "Who are you?"

Infernal: Im the *hiccup* Mighty Infer *hiccup* nel...

Neo: "Uh... I'm Neo, and uh... are you ok?"

Infernal: Do you... want a... *he gets a beer out* Beer?...

Neo: "...I'm good."

(uhhh)

Wat

Electrovi2: uh did you happen to see a perfectly resealed beer bottle? That contains some sulfuric acid

Infernal: Nope... *hiccup*

Electrovi2: you look like you drank an entire beer bottle filled with sulfuric acid

Infernal: How can *hiccup* you know...

Electrovi2: ✋︎ ♒︎♋︎❖︎♏︎ ❍︎⍓︎ ⬥︎♋︎⍓︎⬧︎

Electrovi2: ☺︎♒︎❖︎■︎♒︎♑︎♐︎♑︎♐︎♐︎◆︎⍓︎⧫︎⍓︎♐︎❍︎♒︎♑︎♐︎⧫︎⍓︎♌︎❒︎⧫︎⍓︎♐︎♌︎❒︎⧫︎⍓︎♎︎⧫︎⍓︎♐︎♒︎♐︎⧫︎♐︎🙰♒︎⧫︎♎︎♒︎♑︎♐︎♍︎♑︎♒︎🙰♒︎♑︎♐︎♍︎♌︎🕆︎☺︎☟︎👌︎✠︎👎︎☞︎👍︎☜︎💣︎☺︎☝︎👌︎☟︎👍︎👎︎✞︎👍︎☺︎☺︎👍︎✞︎☞︎✠︎☺︎👍︎✞︎☝︎☠︎☺︎👌︎☟︎👍︎☝︎☺︎👌︎☟︎👍︎☝︎☺︎👌︎☟︎👍︎😐︎☺︎☹︎☠︎☟︎☝︎✠︎👎︎☞︎😐︎✋︎☺︎☝︎🕈︎☼︎☞︎☝︎🕆︎✋︎☝︎💧︎☞︎☜︎🕆︎✡︎✋︎☝︎👍︎👎︎💧︎🕆︎☝︎✋︎👎︎✞︎✌︎💧︎✋︎🕆︎☟︎☺︎☝︎☺︎✋︎☟︎☝︎☞︎👎︎✞︎💧︎😐︎☺︎☟︎👌︎💧︎☞︎✞︎👍︎👌︎👌︎✞︎✋︎😐︎☺︎☟︎✞︎💧︎☜︎👎︎☞︎☝︎😐︎☺︎👌︎✞︎💧︎👎︎☞︎✞︎😐︎☟︎✞︎💧︎☞︎👎︎😐︎☺︎☟︎👌︎✞︎💧︎☞︎😐︎☟︎👌︎🕈︎💧︎☞︎👎︎😐︎☟︎👌︎🕈︎💧︎👎︎☝︎💣︎☺︎☟︎✞︎☞︎😐︎☜︎👎︎💧︎☝︎☼︎☞︎☟︎✞︎☝︎👌︎☟︎☺︎☞︎☜︎👎︎💧︎☼︎☝︎☺︎👌︎☟︎☠︎☼︎☞︎☜︎👎︎💧︎☝︎☺︎👌︎☟︎ ☼︎☞︎☜︎💧︎🕈︎☟︎😐︎☺︎👌︎☠︎ ☜︎👎︎💧︎☼︎☞︎✡︎☟︎☝︎☺︎👌︎😐︎☼︎☞︎☜︎👎︎💧︎☟︎😐︎☺︎👌︎☠︎☼︎☞︎☟︎☺︎👌︎😐︎☠︎☼︎☞︎☜︎☝︎☺︎👌︎☟︎😐︎☠︎☼︎☞︎☜︎👎︎💧︎✡︎☟︎☝︎💧︎☜︎👎︎☞︎☟︎🕆︎😐︎☺︎☞︎☜︎💧︎☟︎👌︎☺︎☠︎☼︎☟︎☟︎🕆︎☺︎✋︎😐︎☼︎☜︎👎︎☞︎💧︎☺︎☟︎🕆︎😐︎☞︎☼︎☞︎☜︎☟︎🕆︎☼︎☞︎🕆︎☟︎☼︎☞︎☜︎👎︎💧︎🕆︎✡︎✋︎☟︎☼︎☞︎☜︎👎︎🕆︎☼︎☞︎☜︎👎︎☝︎👌︎☜︎☼︎🕆︎😐︎☺︎☟︎☞︎☜︎🕆︎☺︎☟︎😐︎☞︎😐︎☼︎☞︎☺︎☟︎😐︎☞︎☟︎☝︎☺︎🕆︎✡︎☟︎😐︎👎︎☞︎☟︎☝︎😐︎☺︎☟︎👎︎☞︎☟︎🕆︎✡︎✋︎☟︎☝︎☺︎✋︎☟︎☞︎☺︎👌︎☟︎☝︎✞︎🕆︎☞︎👌︎👎︎🕆︎✋︎✞︎👎︎☞︎😐︎☺︎☟︎☟︎👌︎🕆︎😐︎✠︎☺︎☟︎❄︎🕆︎✞︎☟︎☺︎☜︎☝︎☟︎✞︎☺︎✡︎☟︎👎︎☟︎☺︎☝︎☟︎👍︎👎︎💣︎☞︎☺︎☟︎☟︎☝︎☜︎👎︎☼︎☟︎☺︎☝︎☟︎👌︎☟︎👍︎👎︎☝︎💣︎☜︎☠︎☺︎☹︎☝︎👌︎👎︎☺︎✡︎👎︎👌︎☝︎✞︎✡︎☼︎☜︎☠︎☝︎✞︎☟︎☺︎💧︎👌︎✞︎✡︎😐︎☺︎👎︎☞︎☟︎☝︎🕆︎☹︎✋︎👎︎☟︎🕆︎✡︎✋︎☝︎