RP with drunk clipz

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L: Oh dear, Clipz... How much dud you drink this time?

C: I dunno.. I just made some anndd... Drank it..

L: What do you mean you made some?

C: I generated pure alcohol.. then puut it in some waatah...

L: Can't you use adm- oh, forget it... You using "that" while drunk isn't the best idea...

C: huh?.. mmokay...

L: Come on, let's get you sobered up...

C: o-ok...

A: yo gimme some.

C: mmh.. *hands you the pure alcohol*

A: put this into a cuuup, aaaaad soome wateeer, add some of this stuff i can never remember the name ooooof, and stir thoroughly! anyone wana try my alcohol? its awesome, its rated 5 X though...

Neo: *Is gulping down a hundred beers without getting drunk*

C: *drinks even more*

Neo: *drinks a billion cups of beer in seconds*
beat-hic-that!

C: *spawns a earth sized ball of pure alcohol, then drinks it in 2 seconds*

(The earth's volume is approximately 1.1×10^27 liters.)

cole: oh-

C: uwhhh....

cole: *catches him*

C: thankkss...

GC: damn. Drunk already?
Origin: How much you drink or what..
Shadow: pfft- ("idiot")
Crackle: *laughing his ass off for no reason-*

C: your friends are louud....

Shadow: No shit femboy...

GC and Origin: *still arguing*

C: hehe.. don't call me that.

(Gn)

Shadow: ...what

(gn(

C: nvm.. *snuggles tighter*

Shadow: Woah hey why you do it even more

C: cuzz you feel goodd...

Shadow: .......
GC: *accidentally throws a glass bottle on Shadow's head*
Shadow: wh-

C: h-hey! Don't do THAT!! *tries to use adminspace, but it doesn't work*

Shadow: *the bottle shatters all over his head* ...
Shadow: *doesnt even realize nor care*

C: *droopy smile*

Shadow: pfft- ahem..

C: *leans on shadow* ..

Shadow: *Doesnt realize*

C: *purr* your so cozy...

Shadow: …….fine

C: *snuggle*

Shadow: ...what are you doing

C: .. showing you affection...

Shadow: ...uh...ok..?

C:... Yeaahh..

GC: …
Shadow: GC how about you STFU and just drink till you shut up?
GC: Nah I’m not a lot into dri-
Origin: We all know that you are lying

C: *notices shadow* ohh... Hewol..

Shadow: ……Hello
GC: Origin tf you mean with-
Origin: You were the one that was used to drink the most-
GC: That’s not true I didn’t even make to uhh-
Origin: Motherf- You can’t deny it you know it’s true since she is gone you where addicted just because we made you stop-
GC: DONT YOU DARE TO-
*arguing between those two*
Shadow: Damn… those two go nuts when they drink…

C: ... Wanna sit with me shhadow?..

Shadow: …what

C: sit with me... Pwease?..

Shadow: … *Sits next to him trying to look neutral*
GC: YOU SON OF A-
Origin: Woah hey calm down I didn’t wanted to offe-
GC: SHUT THE FU-
Shadow: huh

C: thannkss..

Shadow: No problem you weirdo

C: huhh?...

GC: *facepalm*
Origin: He asked you how much you’ve been drinking-
Shadow: Crackle shut the fu-

C: iii... I made 2 liters ooff.. of.. of pure alcohol.. *lays on the couch*

Origin: …newbie *continues drinking what appears to be a hole bottle-*
GC: TWO LITTERS?!

C: mhmm..

Shadow: …Wait how long we’ve been here?
Origin: Hour and a half… kinda
GC: How the fu-

C: mnh...

GC: bro… clipz are you sure you are ok?
Origin: just let him be GC…

C: hu-uh?..

Crackle: PFFT-
GC: You ok?

C: eehhhh.. *goes back to laying on him*

Shadow: .. *the bottle on his head dissapears* again doing this..?

C: mmh..

Shadow: ...

C: ...cozy.