YOU'VE PROMISED TO TURN ME INTO A REAL MAN; I KNOW SON BUT YOUR MOTHER DOESN'T BELIEVE IN PHYSICAL PUNISHMENT; FROM NOW ON WE'LL PRETEND LIKE WE'RE HUGGING,,, EXTRA TIGHT LIKE THIS.
OUCH! SHHH, YOU'LL GET US CAUGHT; BUT I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG; IT'S OKAY, WE'RE JUST PRACTICING